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« on: Apr 10th, 2007, 3:47pm »
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Hi All,
click here for latest info from Health & Safety Executive.
 
Although aimed mainly at the trade it has a lot of useful info for anyone who likes to get their hands dirty, which I guess applies to most of us  Wink
 
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 10th, 2007, 9:37pm »
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Hi paul, I teach health & safety at a further ed college and this information is sterling stuff. Many thanks for this.
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 11th, 2007, 1:52am »
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Graham... does that mean you were teaching inadequately?? Grin
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 11th, 2007, 8:05am »
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Top Stuff. All very relevant to us DIY mechanics. Thanks  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 11th, 2007, 2:32pm »
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Just inadequate yoof init  ROFL
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 11th, 2007, 7:55pm »
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 12th, 2007, 9:05am »
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For example Baz..."what year was the 1974 health and safety at work act introduced"
Now lads, the clue is in the question................................................................ ........................................................................ ..........................................you can actualy see the tumbleweeds blow around the cavities in their dope riddled minds ROFL ROFL ROFL
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 12th, 2007, 12:35pm »
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1976 Huh Grin
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 12th, 2007, 2:46pm »
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Another one was ..."OK lads, you must never be late for work or your boss will dock you an hours pay for every half hour that you are late"
Innit sayes "your avin a larff"
No, I tell them and show the group a clocking on machine.  
Innit.............."dem fings arr only in films innit"
 
sweet christ on a bike  Roll Eyes Shocked ROFL ROFL
 
I used to think that I was an athiest but teaching this generation has me shaking my head and groaning oh god...what have I done to deserve this Undecided
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 12th, 2007, 2:51pm »
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But at going home time................I get into the scorp and exhale deeply(a good puff of a fag) LOL and know that I will be 50 miles away in next to no time at all.
 
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on Apr 12th, 2007, 12:35pm, macroy wrote:
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1973...gotta be...innit?
 
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PMSL ROFL ROFL
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« Reply #12 on: Apr 12th, 2007, 7:19pm »
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This one will make you wet your self.............OK lads, what do we wear on our feet in the workshop?
One bright spark said ..................."high heels" AND he was being serious. Perhaps Donald was Donna in the evenings. The technician and my self were screaming with laughter...Donald/ Donna was most put out ROFL ROFL
You have to hear this stuff with your own ears because believe me if it wasent so funny it would be very sad indeed.............but I get paid to do this nonsense...and I love it, god help me. This is the next generation that will be looking after us when we are dribbling and wetting ourselves, OH thats now!
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