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« on: Nov 20th, 2004, 9:10am »
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Need some advice on what could be a costly and expensive decision - It concerns a neighbour. Thanks in advance guys.  
 
My neighbour suspected for some time now that his wife has been cheating on him. The usual signs - phone rings, He answers, someone hangs up.
She started going out    'with the girls'     a lot recently although when he asks which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
 
He always looked out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although he can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?  
 
He once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that he should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.  
 
Anyway, he has never approached the subject with his wife.
I think deep down he just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and he called me -  I decided to check up on her.
 
I decided I was going to hide behind my neighbours car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of.
 
It was whilst crouched behind my neighbours car that I noticed rust around his rear wheel arch.  
 
Should he take it into a local panel beater or should he buy some filler and try to repair it himself.
 
What advice would you give him
 
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 2:46pm »
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Grin
 
Beater mate!
 
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 2:48pm »
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hmmmmmm.... Huh Huh
 
tricky one this Undecided Undecided Undecided...
probably tell him to move from WSM,seems to be getting rather "weird" around that area....
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin........
 
also tell him to keep popping round the check on his neighbours,make sure they have not got too much time on there hands,you know what can happen then.....
 
strange noises Wink Wink Wink
weird posts Wink Wink Wink Wink
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 2:56pm »
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Hi Grin,  
Sounds like its time to trade up to a  Grinyounger model Grin with a few less miles Angry on the clock Grin to me.  
I did this 18 months ago and no sign of any rust yet!!!!
 
 Waders. Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 3:10pm »
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Kurust Michael  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 10:20pm »
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I need to have a closer look at the problem area, next time I'm dropping your neighbours wife off down the road I'll pop over and have a look.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 10:31pm »
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rust!!! Grin, I was puzzeled for a short time, I would tell them to keep going rust an'all.
 
AND DON'T COME BACK.....
 
now for my next patient! Shocked
 
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 11:05pm »
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Rusty anal?
 
Or have I had a drink too many?  Huh
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 11:15pm »
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Oh my goawd! Grin
 
I did'nt pick it up that way,  
DID you see her Lips Sealed....Joking!    
 
Paul I picked it up that maybe he implied that she was an older model and starting to show it.
 
SOD IT  she was an old dol.  OAP. Grin
 
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 11:19pm »
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Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin
 
By the way, top marks to the Captain for that tall tale at the beginning  Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 21st, 2004, 9:42am »
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Hi Guys - I thought a good joke cheers everyone up
 
Look at this link - its so funny - scroll down listen to the first audio file after that go to letters - incredibly funny - especially the one about Prince Joe - He actually sent money to the scambaiter that went to charity
 
This is a site that scams the scammers
 
http://www.419eater.com/html/audio.htm
 
Should give you a smile for the day
 
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