Nick_H
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Way off topic - quick joke...
« on: Mar 16th, 2005, 9:46pm » |
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Bloke goes into a shop...
Customer: Bottle of Worcester sauce please mate...
Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves 'cos of the Sudan 1 cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shop Keeper: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare.
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shop Keeper: Cancer scare.
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shop Keeper: Cancer scare.
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shop Keeper: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
Shop Keeper: Er, yep.
Customer: Oh well, just give me a packet of fags then.
Shop Keeper: No worries. £4.50 please...
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