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Letter to Man U Fans.... from Malcolm Glazer
« on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 7:57pm » |
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"Dear Soccer fans,
As you all know, I’ve been looking to buy the United's of Manchester for a little while now. I’ve also heard that some of you may not be too happy about me using, sorry, buying the club in order to reach new heights and also, that I may not be a fan.
Well fear not, as I’m writing this personal letter to let you know that I’m a genuine fan of you blue devils.
I began rooting for the United's back in 1992 when our little Malcolm JR was practising those Soccer home runs out in the yard. I loved the way you turned defence into offence, and the way that Bobby Shearer used to top half it into the goal bag. Oh man, that play was hot. My son tells me that you even out-zoned your City rivals Southampton in the 4th quarter of the FA World series.
As for your current team, that Rude guy is awesome!!!! I see a profitable future at the United, with the young talent of Cristiano Rooney (man, that guy can dance!) and Peter Shilton giving us hope in defeating the evil Russian tyranny which assaults the freedom of our beloved Soccer.
With the marketing potential of those Neville brothers and that Pearce dude leading the team, we can all look to achieving our beliefs of a better future. Especially when I add Alexei Lalas and Cobi Jones to the starting 15.
Now to you, the fans.
I’ve been to see the United's play once before, and the respect you pay your team in silently admiring the play out on the pitch was overwhelming. Because of this, I’ve just purchased a new £45 million mansion in the Manchester to be close to you guys. And more good news is I’m planning to add an extra 10,000 seats through corporate boxes so more genuine blue devils can experience the play. And what's with the prawn sandwiches I had to eat when I was there? Well, rest assured, it'll be super-size prawn baguettes when I take charge.
I can't wait to come over to the Manchester isles, as I love the country, especially the beaches and the hot chicks. I hope you can all see my vision of this future, with new shirt sponsors (Dunkin Donuts) and new team name (The Manchester Gloom) I’m sure things are looking bright.
*Further good news for you guys is that I’ve just agreed a partnership deal with McDonalds, who will help in promoting the Manchester brand. This will involve re-naming the stadium to 'McTrafford' as well as an exciting launch of Manchester Gloom plastic fan toys in every happy meal.
Cristiano Rooney will be the face of this campaign and during this, he will be marketed globally as Roonald McDonald.
Take care dudes.
Regards
Malcolm"
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Re: Letter to Man U Fans.... from Malcolm Glazer
« Reply #1 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 8:18pm » |
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as a leeds united fan i hope the blue devils have long and fruitful future with sir malcolm glazer, well he should be knighted. and all being well in the next 10 or so season when we are promoted back to the promised land we look forward to sampling the prawn baggettes in manchesters new home in london or california  
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tony
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Re: Letter to Man U Fans.... from Malcolm Glazer
« Reply #2 on: Jun 23rd, 2005, 10:47pm » |
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RFLMAO, but I am an exiled scouser living in Scotland.
I'm still a Liverpool fan and proud of Liverpool (the team, not necessarily the city)though!
Tony
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Re: Letter to Man U Fans.... from Malcolm Glazer
« Reply #3 on: Jun 24th, 2005, 9:12am » |
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on Jun 23rd, 2005, 10:47pm, tony wrote:RFLMAO, but I am an exiled scouser living in Scotland.
I'm still a Liverpool fan and proud of Liverpool (the team, not necessarily the city)though!
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Tony, proud of the team and the city. Love the place, one of the best nights out in the country along with Newcastle (sorry Nic) - but the quayside and bigg market are excellent on a night.
I find all this glazer thing amusing!  Topped off an enjoyable end of season for us  .
Cheers
Paul
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