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Scorpioen84
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Why am i a little different... (humor)
« on: Sep 20th, 2005, 4:49am » |
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This can only be explained by the weather.......
Temperatures:
+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain
wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.
-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the
earth.
The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50°C / -58°F >
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real
winter weather.
-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atomic and subatomic particle movent halts.
The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."
-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.  
(is this old or havent you guys seen it before.) 
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Daven
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Re: Why am i a little different... (humor)
« Reply #1 on: Sep 20th, 2005, 7:15am » |
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That explains a lot Tore
Dave
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Geoff_W
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Re: Why am i a little different... (humor)
« Reply #2 on: Sep 20th, 2005, 12:01pm » |
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Eurovision
Is it that time of year again?
I hope you folks in Norway do better than we did last year 
Now my confession, I think I felt a little bit French last week, the heating went on... Back to normal now.
How are Scorpio film productions coming along? Looking forward to the next release.
Geoff
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Octavian_P
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Re: Why am i a little different... (humor)
« Reply #3 on: Sep 20th, 2005, 12:29pm » |
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Verry nice, almoust got kicked from work laughing
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Scorpioen84
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Re: Why am i a little different... (humor)
« Reply #4 on: Sep 20th, 2005, 12:50pm » |
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great,!
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Film producing is in a standstill.... Have moved 600km to Bodø and dont have time or helpers to make anything...
Only have 5minuts of film so far...
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