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scorpio_man
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men v's wowen
« on: Nov 4th, 2005, 9:10am » |
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From a man's perspective............................................
> >
> > I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so
> >much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
> >never
> >figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
> >
> > FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting
into
> >bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I
don't
> >feel
> >like it, I just want you to hold me."
> >
> > I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
> >
> > So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
> >hear...
> >"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me
> >to
> >satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by
> >saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
> >the
> >bedroom?"
> >
> > Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
> >
> > The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with
> >her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
> >unnamed
> >department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
> >different
> >very expensive outfits.
> >
> > She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them
> >all.
> >She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
> >pair
> >for each outfit. We went onto the jewellry department where she picked out
a
> >pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must
> >have
> >thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
> >testing
> >me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how
> >to
> >play tennis.
> >
> > I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was
> >almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
> > Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is
all
> >dear, let's go to the cashier."
> >
> > I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel
> >like it."
> >
> > Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
> >"WHAT?"
> >
> > I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
> >You're
> >just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy
> >your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
> >was
> >going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not
> >for
> >the things I buy you?"
> >
> >
> >Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
> >
> >
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craig
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i'll remember that one andrew.... 
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lonesomecajun
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Re: men v's wowen
« Reply #2 on: Nov 4th, 2005, 10:25am » |
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Heard that one before but still a good one
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Octavian_P
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Re: men v's wowen
« Reply #4 on: Nov 4th, 2005, 11:37am » |
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 a verry good one
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Re: men v's wowen
« Reply #5 on: Nov 4th, 2005, 9:42pm » |
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