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Scottish Bird Flu crackdown
« on: Apr 6th, 2006, 9:21am »
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Thursday 6 April 2006
DEFRA report today that with the much feared arrival of avian flu in Scotland, it has formed a new task force to combat the spread of the illness before it becomes an epidemic. See picture attached of the unit in action.
 
WIR DOOMED!!  
 
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f274/M249MINIMI/NewBirdfluMeasures.jpg
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 6th, 2006, 11:05am »
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Re: Scottish Bird Flu crackdown
« Reply #2 on: Apr 6th, 2006, 3:28pm »
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does that mean we all have to choke our chickens now?  Cheesy Grin
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Re: Scottish Bird Flu crackdown
« Reply #3 on: Apr 6th, 2006, 5:33pm »
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Lion, bear and a chickon in a jungle
lion says "when I roar everyone within a mile runs for their lives".
Bear says "thats nothing when I roar everyone for ten miles run for their lives".
Chicken says "Look you two have no idea what your on about, all I have to do is sneaze and the whole country run around pooting themselves" Wink
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Re: Scottish Bird Flu crackdown
« Reply #4 on: Apr 6th, 2006, 7:29pm »
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Does'nt Highlander run a chicken farm Shocked Thats a whole lot of choking Lips Sealed
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Re: Scottish Bird Flu crackdown
« Reply #5 on: Apr 6th, 2006, 10:29pm »
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Grin Grin
 
I actually live in Cellard**e - yes, that place nobody has ever heard of until today.
 
All day, police, journalists, tv presenters, helicopters buzzing around - so unreal - this is just a quiet fishing village on the Forth!!
 
Looks really nice on TV though. Realise once again why I moved here - you forget as time passes.
 
My kids have been out all day trying to get on TV, and my daughter has been interviewed by six or seven national newspapers - but why!!
 
The media just loves to hype this stuff.
 
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 6th, 2006, 10:31pm »
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d**n it did it again, some of the words that get through the filters, but d y k e (as in Cellard y k e) is forbidden obviously  Smiley
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As is d a m n apparently
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Re: Scottish Bird Flu crackdown
« Reply #8 on: Apr 6th, 2006, 10:44pm »
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But we are all in mortal danger now.......bird flu is here and we are all going to die a horrible death........must be true, the government says so!!
 
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 7th, 2006, 7:38am »
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Well the goverment carried out mass vacination of all 'important' government officials at the end of last year and have a large stockpile for other 'important' folk if this kicks off proper. All of this was on the QT of coarse....... 'NOTHING TO SEE HERE, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, PLEASE MOVE ALONG'......
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 7th, 2006, 1:06pm »
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Don't thin the whole bird flu epidemic is going to happen. The register had a couple of quite informative articles on the subject
 
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/22/bird_flu_receptor/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/01/royal_soc_bird_flu/
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 7th, 2006, 3:41pm »
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A little bit late for some but maybe the solution for others.
 
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/geoffwblue/Birdflu.jpg
 
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nice one  Grin
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