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tintin
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OBD II needed....
« on: Jun 5th, 2006, 11:48am » |
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...for the females of the species?
i was wondering if any manufacturers did an OBD kit that i could hook up to girls, i would find it very useful to find out what errors were registering in their heads !
P1023 - Forgot key special day
P1034 - Didnt notice appearance had changed
P1053 - Feeling fat
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what do you think? my mates think it is the only way we are ever going to stop disappointing them 
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Kjetil S
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Re: OBD II needed....
« Reply #1 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 12:37pm » |
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I usually try explaining that "GUYS DO NOT TAKE HINTS. DON'T EVEN TRY. JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO!"
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Octavian_P
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Re: OBD II needed....
« Reply #2 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 2:16pm » |
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"i wish, if only, but no, there is somthening, i don't really know for sure......"
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Dave
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Re: OBD II needed....
« Reply #3 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 2:31pm » |
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ROFL at all the above
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fordcos
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Re: OBD II needed....
« Reply #4 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 2:35pm » |
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you need a system you can alter the perameters with
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where are all the good spares
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Baw_Flinger
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Re: OBD II needed....
« Reply #5 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 2:49pm » |
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P1065 Incorrect hormone ration= steer clear until system clears itself
P1066 Shopping spree alert= lock up credit cards
P1067 Communication system malfunction= switch to mind reading function
P1068 Limited option unit functionality= An important decision has been made for you, just deal with it.
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ady
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Re: OBD II needed....
« Reply #7 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 3:53pm » |
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lmao
hehe
even my misses smiled when she read it hehe
notice i said smiled not laughed
now she is looking at me wierd
think i better look at something else now
lol
ady
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Dave
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Re: OBD II needed....
« Reply #8 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 3:56pm » |
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Stop it, I am getting stomach pain from the laughter
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Daven
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Re: OBD II needed....
« Reply #9 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 4:29pm » |
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Don't think it is possible as there is no male to female converter as the protocol is in a different language!
Nearest we came to it was using 'DIAMONDS' but then the plug had trouble fitting the socket after a few times!
Hope this helps!
Daven 
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tintin
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Re: OBD II needed....
« Reply #10 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 5:58pm » |
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hmmm ok, looks like i will have to go back to the old way and road test them
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Octavian_P
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Re: OBD II needed....
« Reply #11 on: Jun 5th, 2006, 9:30pm » |
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Don't forget to check the "bumpers" or the airbags 
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