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non-living thing's do have a gender
« on: Oct 20th, 2006, 8:03am » |
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You may not know this but many nonliving things
have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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cossieguy
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Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
« Reply #1 on: Oct 20th, 2006, 8:28am » |
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PMSL 
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Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
« Reply #2 on: Oct 20th, 2006, 10:30am » |
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Nice one Craig,
I didn't realise I had so much in common with Zip lock bags, tyres,hot air balloons and of course a hammer.
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Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
« Reply #3 on: Oct 20th, 2006, 11:16am » |
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on Oct 20th, 2006, 10:30am, cossie_al wrote:
I didn't realise I had so much in common with Zip lock bags, tyres,hot air balloons and of course a hammer.
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my sentiments exactly
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Jonnycab
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Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
« Reply #4 on: Oct 20th, 2006, 11:33am » |
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The toilet is female.........like my wife when she's angry........gets flushed
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TiberiuS
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Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
« Reply #5 on: Oct 20th, 2006, 6:12pm » |
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, reminds my of one of the Guinness ads from a few moons ago,
'A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle'
Good stuff, keep it up
Bruce.
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Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
« Reply #6 on: Oct 22nd, 2006, 8:09am » |
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