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Strange or funny place names
« on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 4:04am »
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Inspired by the the Cumbrian town of 'C o c k e r m o u t h', in a recent 'Seen by you' topic. I was wondering what the funniest or ruddest place or town names in Britain (or Europe) are ?
 
I drove through a place in Dorset (I think) called 'Puddle Town' & the next village was called 'Little Puddle'. ROFL
 
Or 'Ugly' in Essex  ROFL
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 7:33am »
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yes,it is in dorset....
funilly enough,it was originally name piddle town,and there was also a place called piddle-trentide,the river was named the rives piddle,dates right back to the toll puddle martyrs......
 
if you carry along that road,heading toward bournemouth,there was a tiny village called nutsterton as well,sadly though,i think that was renamed....
what is it with "do-gooders" taking away our heritage ?
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 7:46am »
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I believe in the Cotswolds there are 2 villages one called Upper Slaughter and one called Lower Slaughter. Nice place for a weekend away (No guarantee you'll make it back though Grin)
Then there's the famous "Land of Nod" in Yorkshire. Pidley in Cambs.
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 8:35am »
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Definitely "Bell End"  in Worcestershire!!  Grin
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on Nov 22nd, 2006, 8:35am, Spannerdemon wrote:
Definitely "Bell End"  in Worcestershire!!  Grin

 
Thats got to be the winner so far ROFL
Will I be sad enough to start looking through my atlas? Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 9:02am »
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The internet is a dangerous thing!  
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Also my favourite: Brown Willy in Cornwall.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 1:53pm »
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lol...you've been reading Private Eye, jonny Cheesy
 
the other week they had a great article on place names in the US, good laugh Wink
 
I'll think some up and be back later Cheesy
 
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 1:59pm »
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Childish maybe but I;ve always thought that Sc unthorpe sounds like a  toothpaste! of a place!!
 
Also what about pronounciation, around here we have, rubery (roobery not rubbery), leominster (lemster, not leo_minster), warwick (warick, not war_wick) and loads of others which continuously get pronounced incorrectly.
 
Haven't checked the atlas yet though.
 
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Edited to get Sc unthorpe through the naughty word checker!! It reminds me of an incident that occurred when sthorpe council put in a new computer system, after a couple of days no-one had received a single email......the word filter was putting them all in the banned folder because every one of their email address had the word; i.e. thingymejib@scun thorpe.gov.uk Grin
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 2:18pm »
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on Nov 22nd, 2006, 1:53pm, TiberiuS wrote:
lol...you've been reading Private Eye, jonny Cheesy
 
the other week they had a great article on place names in the US, good laugh Wink
 
I'll think some up and be back later Cheesy
 
Regards, Bruce.

 
Bruce....I've never read Private Eye..honestly  Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 2:25pm »
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....Pidley... Grin....in Cambs
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on Nov 22nd, 2006, 1:59pm, LiverpaulH wrote:
Childish maybe but I;ve always thought that Sc unthorpe sounds like a  toothpaste! of a place!!
 
Also what about pronounciation, around here we have, rubery (roobery not rubbery), leominster (lemster, not leo_minster), warwick (warick, not war_wick) and loads of others which continuously get pronounced incorrectly.
 

 
I used to live near a town called Wymondham.  
 
Pronunciation is Wind-ham.  Smiley  
 
Oh, Wyre Piddle is a great place name (Worcestershire).  
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 4:27pm »
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Ordnance Survey website and put your own words into the search box. Some good ones come back
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 5:34pm »
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in cornwall, penhallow to be exact, theres a village called c.o.c.k!
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 6:16pm »
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Well there's Lower D icker and naturally Upper D icker in Sussex.  Roll Eyes
 
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 7:24pm »
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How about this one then,
Bell End near Lickey End (Wales, UK) Roll Eyes
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Edited to get Sc unthorpe through the naughty word checker

 
There was a joke a few years back which went something like....
 
Tetleys put the T in Britain, but who put the C**T in Sc unthorpe!!  Grin  Grin  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 23rd, 2006, 3:44pm »
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i dont know why, but Ecclefechen always makes me chortle as i drive past it, think it makes a great swearword....
 
"...and then the ecclefechen git pulled out of the junction...."
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 24th, 2006, 8:19am »
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Place called Pant somewhere in Wales, signs as you go in that say "You are now entering Pant".
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 24th, 2006, 6:07pm »
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Less than two miles from me there is a place called 'Pity Me' Living s near I dont find it funny anymore but people from out of the area often laugh at it Grin
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