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Baw_Flinger
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The life cycle is the wrong way round!
« on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 9:26am » |
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get in the end of it? Death.
What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
Then you drink like a fish, party your ass off, and make love to anything that moves -- you've only got a few years left, so why not
Then you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a baby.
Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm! 
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Jonnycab
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Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
« Reply #1 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 12:52pm » |
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Only one problem with that.....
Adolf Hitler would win the nobel peace prize , & Father Christmas would nick all your toys  ...what a bast**d
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LiverpaulH
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Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
« Reply #2 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 1:44pm » |
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on Nov 22nd, 2006, 12:52pm, jonnycab wrote:| Only one problem with that.....Father Christmas would nick all your toys ...what a bast**d |
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PMSL, sounds fair to me, and don't forget the car you're driving will get newer and better!!
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Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
« Reply #3 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 3:18pm » |
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Every birthday would be a bit naff though. 
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cossieguy
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Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
« Reply #4 on: Nov 22nd, 2006, 7:53pm » |
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Excellent stuff me and mrs cossie like that Just a thought, you'd go to your partners funeral one day then make love to them the next (Thought there were laws against that sort of thing). Also you'd get paid one day and it'd all be gone the next, no change there then. Also mrs cossie said she wouldn't want the job of putting the babies back in the mums 
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mr._floppy
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Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
« Reply #5 on: Nov 23rd, 2006, 12:41am » |
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<<<You finish off as an orgasm!>>>>
Surely you mean Organism, No?
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Jonnycab
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Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
« Reply #6 on: Nov 24th, 2006, 5:14am » |
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Also....you would have to give your wages back to your boss.....
.......or in my case, I'd have to give money to people that got in my cab... & take them back to the pub... 
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