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Mummra
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Telephone Sales
« on: Jan 25th, 2007, 3:10pm » |
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THIS has got to be the best way to treat unwanted telesales calls I have come across.
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bizzay1
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #1 on: Jan 25th, 2007, 3:51pm » |
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That is tops, what a fantastic idea, I would have thought the more you do it the better you would get at keeping the front up hehehehehehehehehehehe
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Dave
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #2 on: Jan 25th, 2007, 7:38pm » |
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 Nice find!
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TiberiuS
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #3 on: Jan 25th, 2007, 7:57pm » |
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It reminds me of when we lived in London, we used to get the Jehovahs witnesses calling at the door every Sunday...I know people have their beliefs but it used to be a regular nuisance. After a while, found the best way of turning them away...
No thanks, we're Jewish 
After a while the calls stopped 
Well, of course I'm not Jewish, not religious at all really
Nice find 
Regards, Bruce.
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Ultima2300
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #4 on: Jan 25th, 2007, 8:03pm » |
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An ex girlfriend of mine used to inquire about eternal life and the hereafter for her cat. That usually saw them off.
Geoff
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TiberiuS
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #5 on: Jan 25th, 2007, 8:33pm » |
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Oh blimey
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Jonnycab
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #6 on: Jan 26th, 2007, 1:24am » |
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....I'm crying
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macroy
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #7 on: Jan 26th, 2007, 11:30am » |
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Almost choked on my cup of tea at that. Roy.
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big_neil
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #8 on: Jan 26th, 2007, 11:47am » |
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reminds me of the people who ring up to tell you that you,ve won a holiday , all you have to do is attend a seminar at one of their time share meetings, i tell them it would be a pleasure, i do charge £37.50 a mile travelling expenses and a £1,000 per hour appearance money, then say can my wife attend as well , then ask them for a date of the meeting and tell them as soon as their cheque has arrived and is cleared we,ll gladly attend. Wonder why they hang up pronto!!
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TiberiuS
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #9 on: Jan 26th, 2007, 6:26pm » |
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I like that one Neil, but you're undercharging mate
You're forgetting your stylist and agent fees, not to mention the fee charged by the Panorama camera crew
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cossieguy
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #10 on: Jan 27th, 2007, 9:15am » |
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on Jan 25th, 2007, 3:10pm, Mummra wrote:| THIS has got to be the best way to treat unwanted telesales calls I have come across. |
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me and mrscossie nearly wet ourselves.
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Dean
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #11 on: Jan 28th, 2007, 3:18am » |
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THIS IS SUPERB
keep them coming, or is it going Guys ? they will never know.....................
cheers
Dean 
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big_neil
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #12 on: Jan 28th, 2007, 3:26pm » |
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a stylist tiberius, ave you ever seen my barnet?
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dh_dove
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Re: Telephone Sales
« Reply #13 on: Jan 29th, 2007, 7:04pm » |
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Mummra
BRILLIANT
DH Dove
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Spannerdemon
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Really funny that. My wife and I were in stitches laughing.
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