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Alastair
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Murphy's Law
« on: Mar 28th, 2007, 1:00pm » |
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The Murphy's Law committee have upgraded the current Laws to include: -
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill,
in the fog.
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk
left by those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands
of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Alastair
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Daven
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Re: Murphy's Law
« Reply #1 on: Mar 28th, 2007, 3:31pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2007, 1:00pm, Alastair wrote:The Murphy's Law committee have upgraded the current Laws to include: -
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill,
in the fog.
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pete from Hull
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Re: Murphy's Law
« Reply #2 on: Mar 29th, 2007, 7:41am » |
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No 9...  ....
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fordnut
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Re: Murphy's Law
« Reply #3 on: Mar 29th, 2007, 8:21am » |
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i wished i found out about rule number 1 before i got married 
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pete from Hull
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Re: Murphy's Law
« Reply #4 on: Mar 29th, 2007, 8:41am » |
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Fordnut...  ... Wait till I tell your wife 
Annonymus 
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taliban aka Cheekyboy2
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Re: Murphy's Law
« Reply #5 on: Mar 29th, 2007, 10:10pm » |
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yeah, marriage is cheaper than divorce.......
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dogma
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Re: Murphy's Law
« Reply #6 on: Mar 29th, 2007, 10:26pm » |
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no 7 reminds me of my ex wife, 
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taliban aka Cheekyboy2
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Re: Murphy's Law
« Reply #7 on: Mar 29th, 2007, 10:40pm » |
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number 5 reminds me of one of my ex wives
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