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the_boogeyman
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remember to read the small print!!!!!!
« on: Apr 9th, 2007, 4:20pm » |
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All models over 18 years of age. No animals were harmed during the production of this product. Any resemblance to actual people, living or dead, or events, past, present or future, is purely coincidental. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. Batteries not included. If condition persists, consult your physician. Slippery when wet. Parental guidance advised. Always read the label. If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue use. Please remain seated until the web page has come to a complete stop. If ingested, do not induce vomiting. May contain nuts. COLT Employees may not bid on this auction (in fact you shouldn’t even be looking at ebay – people have been fired for this don’t you know?) May be too intense for some viewers. In case of accidental ingestion, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control centre immediately. Products are not authorized for use as critical components in life support devices or systems. Driver does not carry cash. Other restrictions may apply.
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dh_dove
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Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 9th, 2007, 5:49pm » |
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Hey, what about Global Warming
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TiberiuS
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Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: Apr 9th, 2007, 6:18pm » |
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I used to love the Tesco ones they used to run in Private Eye:
TESCO CASHEW NUTS
Warning: May contain nuts.
LOL, never 
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Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: Apr 9th, 2007, 7:16pm » |
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The most boring of the Century.
"Terms and Conditions apply"
Why don't they just TELL you the real deal..........................
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Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: Apr 9th, 2007, 8:56pm » |
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What about..."contains no nuts, but may be produced in an area where nuts are present"
Always makes wonder whether they are talking about the product or the people that sit on the production line 
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dh_dove
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Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 10th, 2007, 7:49pm » |
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TiberiuS
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Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: Apr 11th, 2007, 1:57pm » |
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on Apr 9th, 2007, 5:49pm, dh_dove wrote:Hey, what about Global Warming
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TESCO GLOBAL WARMING
Warning: This product may contain lies.
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Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: Apr 12th, 2007, 8:35am » |
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on Apr 9th, 2007, 6:18pm, TiberiuS wrote:I used to love the Tesco ones they used to run in Private Eye:
TESCO CASHEW NUTS
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That is because a Cashew is not a nut, but is a seed - honest http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cashew 
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Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: Apr 12th, 2007, 9:52am » |
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LOL . But honestly, we must be nuts talking about this .
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Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: Apr 15th, 2007, 10:42pm » |
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hi I bought some knife blades the snap off type they had a warning
(these blades maybe sharp) I do hope so. back to the nuts or seeds (I thought all nuts were seeds) and why are they so expensive
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