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pete from Hull
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I say, I say, I say....
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What do you say to an irate clio driver?
A Keep your bonnet on
Pete
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TiberiuS
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Re: Clio
« Reply #1 on: Apr 26th, 2007, 7:33pm » |
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Pete...normally I'm up for a joke, especially against less well esteemed drivers...but Clio? Bonnet?  
Are you sure it wasn't a 3 Series Beemer?
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Jonnycab
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Re: Clio
« Reply #2 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 3:12am » |
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An old boy gets pulled up on the M25.......
The officer approaches the drivers window, peers in & says to the old boy....
...."I've pulled you over because you were doing 25mph on a motorway"
...."but that is the limit" says the old boy,
...."why do you think that then sir ?" the cop asks,
...."When I came onto this road it said M25, so assumed that 25 mph was the speed limit" explains the old boy.
At this point the cop notices the mans wife in the front passenger seat, pushed back into her chair with her arms outstretched & fingers firmly embedded in the dashboard.
...."What's the matter with her ?" asks the cop
...."I don't know" exclaims the old boy, "she's been like that ever since we got off the A127"
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pete from Hull
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Re: Clio
« Reply #3 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 7:51am » |
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Nice one, we ought to have an area just for jokes, for when we need to brighten our day.... Now let me think...
Pete
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tintin
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Re: Clio
« Reply #4 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 4:50pm » |
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lol, i used to work with a guy who actually got pulled by the police for doing 50mph on the M6, in the middle lane the whole way. lorries and cars actually reported him. he took it to the courts and everything, said he was within the speed limit etc..... he lost
actually a nice guy, just a bit strange when he gets in a car. he also turned the wrong way down a one way street and met 2 mounted police. also took that one to court, said the no entry sign was too high to see yep, he lost that one too.....
on the other hand, he took a week off work, bought a weeks pass to the cinema, didnt tell his wife, and got up and dressed for work every morning and spent the whole week curled up at the back of the cinema, had to laugh at his nerve on that one
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pete from Hull
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Re: Clio
« Reply #5 on: Apr 27th, 2007, 11:17pm » |
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Must have been a boring film eh....
Pete
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dh_dove
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Re: Clio
« Reply #6 on: Apr 30th, 2007, 8:27pm » |
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OK
Heres an old one.........
An elderly lady takes her Volvo estate down to the local shopping centre and eventually finds a parking space, sets herself up to reverse into it and engages reverse gear.
At that moment, with a squeal of tyres a young lad screams into her space in his Renault Clio Turbo (with dustbin exhaust), gets out , saunters up to her window and says.........
"thats what you can do when you can drive properly"
the old lady smiles sweetly at him and shoves the go pedal into the carpet.
Volvo screams backwards into Clio and absolutely totals it into a pile of scrap.
Young buck is gobsmacked.
Old lady gets out and says..."and that, young man is what you can do if you have MONEY"
DH Dove
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