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pete from Hull
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Non Scorpio at the moment, but still interested...
 
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Serial Revelation
« on: Jan 20th, 2009, 6:28am » |
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. "
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when its finished? "
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box then turns to her and says: -
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger,"
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax, let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all the
Frosties
back in the box."
Pete...... Sorry.
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Bring back fair wages.........
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Scorpio_Mike
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Jeep Grand Cherokee 3.0 V6 & 2.8 Sierra XR4i 4x4
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Re: Serial Revelation
« Reply #1 on: Jan 20th, 2009, 7:46am » |
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Sorry 
You should be 
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Star sign is Scorpio !
Sierra XR4i's are great...especially when fitted with 4WD 
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