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pete from Hull
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need
to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there,
if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after
me and haul it home'
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull,
and decides she wants to buy it
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send
her sister a telegram to tell her the news
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send
a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for
our ranch
I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out
here so we can haul it home'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,
then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word'
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll
only be able to send her sister one word
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you
to send her the word 'comfortable'
The operator shakes his head
'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the
trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull
back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde
The word is big
She'll read it very slowly
'com-for-da-bul'
Pete
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Re: BULL
« Reply #1 on: Apr 9th, 2009, 7:48pm » |
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I'm afraid that joke is so so old that it rides buses for free...........
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Re: BULL
« Reply #2 on: Apr 9th, 2009, 9:03pm » |
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i like it
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Re: BULL
« Reply #3 on: Apr 9th, 2009, 10:12pm » |
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Hey Ardvaark, dont forget some of us are so young we will not have heard some of the jokes that you obviously grew up with. PETE from HULL, with your location cross to bear, take no notice of ARDVAARK you keep the jokes coming.
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