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pete from Hull
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childbirth at 65?
« on: Apr 17th, 2009, 3:38pm » |
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What do you think folks..... 
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, the friend went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' she asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, the friend asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
she asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' she replied
Growing very impatient, the friend asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told her
'WHEN HE CRIES?' she demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
OK, you've probably heard it before..... 
Pete 
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dave44
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Re: childbirth at 65?
« Reply #1 on: Apr 17th, 2009, 6:04pm » |
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Heard what?, the joke or the crying?
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rich1
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Re: childbirth at 65?
« Reply #2 on: Apr 18th, 2009, 10:28pm » |
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brilliant
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