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pete from Hull
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Fuel Bonanza....
« on: Jun 1st, 2009, 8:43pm » |
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Here it is folks, the answer we've all been waiting for.... Now who had that Delorian?
http://www.petroldirect.com/index.htm
Hurry now, get your orders in before you miss the boat....
Fancy a Plutonium powered Scorpio?
Best regards all.... 
Pete
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Jonnycab
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #1 on: Jun 2nd, 2009, 2:47pm » |
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Nice one Pete  ......I've ordered a thousand litres of unleaded at 60p a litre 
Not sure how the postie is gonna get it through the letter box though  ........... .... 
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wojtekor
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Jonny place a rather large bucket behind the door and a hose coming from the bucket outside through the letter box and they'll pour it in 
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amigafan2003
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #3 on: Jun 4th, 2009, 10:45am » |
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I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles.
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #4 on: Jun 4th, 2009, 3:45pm » |
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does the car run ok on the substance that was in the containers
does it look watery
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #5 on: Jun 4th, 2009, 3:56pm » |
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on Jun 4th, 2009, 3:45pm, philipcurtis100 wrote:does the car run ok on the substance that was in the containers
does it look watery |
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on Oct 17th, 2011, 12:35pm, Simmo wrote:I give up !  Too much for an old boy!  |
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Tons_of_fun
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #6 on: Jun 4th, 2009, 8:53pm » |
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It has been said on many an occasion that im gullable ( Matt no comment). Is this for real ? ? ? . How on earth do they get around the current "haz pack" transportation regulations, not to mention H&S legislation. This has got to be a wind up surley
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Lord...Sometimes im not that bright
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #7 on: Jun 4th, 2009, 9:53pm » |
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I'll say once more for you....
YOU'RE GULLIBLE!!
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on Oct 17th, 2011, 12:35pm, Simmo wrote:| I give up ! Too much for an old boy! |
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Jonnycab
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #8 on: Jun 5th, 2009, 2:21am » |
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Did you know that 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #9 on: Jun 5th, 2009, 2:29am » |
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The moon is also made of cheese
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bizzay1
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #10 on: Jun 5th, 2009, 7:47am » |
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How long do they normally take to deliver, I expected mine yesterday ??
Ahh well suppose they are busy, what with the bargain prices they have
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pete from Hull
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #11 on: Jun 5th, 2009, 8:13am » |
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on Jun 5th, 2009, 7:47am, bizzay1 wrote:How long do they normally take to deliver, I expected mine yesterday ??
Ahh well suppose they are busy, what with the bargain prices they have |
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Also the christmas rush is starting too....
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philipcurtis100
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #12 on: Jun 5th, 2009, 6:38pm » |
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on Jun 4th, 2009, 10:45am, amigafan2003 wrote:| I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles. |
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imagine the plastic bottles if you ordered loads
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Jonnycab
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #13 on: Jun 5th, 2009, 6:41pm » |
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What plastic bottles ?
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Tons_of_fun
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #14 on: Jun 5th, 2009, 9:32pm » |
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D'oh . Finally dawned on me when i was looking at diesel prices Purple diesel !!! VIN DIESEL  . As my signature reads... " Lord. Sometimes im not that bright " . Would be a lovely thought if it were for real though
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Tons_of_fun r u american?
Quote:| Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car made by Suzuki (except for the new snazzy new Swift), we will spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms. This is a spoof. A parody. We do not sell petrol or any other fuels, and certainly not plutonium or antimatter. Sorry. This site is strictly for laughs only. |
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Highlander
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #16 on: Jun 5th, 2009, 10:02pm » |
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I'm sure the postie would love setting off in the morning with 500 litres of petrol in the back of his van
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on Oct 17th, 2011, 12:35pm, Simmo wrote:| I give up ! Too much for an old boy! |
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Tons_of_fun
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Re: Fuel Bonanza....
« Reply #17 on: Jun 6th, 2009, 7:18pm » |
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There you go boys & girls. If you have ever wondered about the long term effects of steak & ale pie abuse, look no further than yours truly 
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