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pete from Hull
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Watch what you say to a woman.....
« on: Jul 13th, 2009, 12:52pm » |
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Think before you speak to a woman
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life...In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
I said to her: 'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.
Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!
I ALMOST DIED!!!
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wojtekor
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Re: Watch what you say to a woman.....
« Reply #1 on: Jul 13th, 2009, 3:34pm » |
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Re: Watch what you say to a woman.....
« Reply #2 on: Jul 13th, 2009, 11:00pm » |
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That's life support alright Pete,not just in Hull though 
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pete from Hull
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Re: Watch what you say to a woman.....
« Reply #3 on: Jul 14th, 2009, 6:20am » |
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Can't answer that, I'm GAGGED.
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