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pete from Hull
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A California Highway Patrol officer was sitting in his police car across the street from a bar at 1:30 in the morning when he saw a man come stumbling out the door. The man, obviously inebriated, began walking across the parking lot. On the way to his car he dropped his keys and had a hard time finding them. Finally, after finding them, he made it to his car, but then it took him a couple of minutes to unlock the door. Once he got into the car he passed out. The cop was still watching him as the bar closed and the rest of the patrons left.
A few minutes after the parking lot emptied the man came to, started up his car and began to drive away. The Highway Patrol officer pulled him over and arrested him for drunk driving.
After they get down to the police station the cop give the guy a blood alcohol test and the results come up 0.0%. So the cop asks the guy, "How is this possible" to which the guy replies - "Tonight, I was the Designated Decoy!"
Your Turn JC...
Pete
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Highlander
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: Aug 6th, 2009, 11:45am » |
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on Oct 17th, 2011, 12:35pm, Simmo wrote:I give up !  Too much for an old boy!  |
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Jonnycab
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: Aug 8th, 2009, 4:43am » |
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Haven't heard any good jokes recently Pete, but I did find a photo of the last DDA (drunk drivers anonymous) meeting in the local pub car park...... 
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