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pete from Hull
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A Couple of corkers?.....
« on: Aug 6th, 2009, 3:30pm » |
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To Start off with
Gordon Brown went to see the a radiologist to get the results of his brain scan. The doc said Gordon i have some bad news for you. To begin with we have discovered that your brain has two sides to it. A left side and a right side. Well is'nt that normal enquired Gordon? Thats true in most cases replied the doc. But in your case we have found that on the left side there is'nt anything right and on the right side there is'nt anything left........
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Old Farmer Brown was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
Brown: "But I want you to."
Wife: "But why?"
Brown: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
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Three lads went to buy a car, they saw one in a garage priced at £30. So they each put £10 and bought the car.When the salesman took the money to his manager, he was told that the car was a bit overpriced and to give them a fiver back. However the salesman pocketed £2 and gave them a pound each back. that meant each had paid £9 each. 3 x 9 = 27 + £2 for the salesman. So where did the extra quid go.
Pete... Enjoy
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Jonnycab
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Re: A Couple of corkers?.....
« Reply #1 on: Aug 11th, 2009, 12:54am » |
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There is no extra quid, the £2 should be deducted from £27, not added......just incase anyone didn't get it 
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wojtekor
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Re: A Couple of corkers?.....
« Reply #2 on: Aug 11th, 2009, 1:18pm » |
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i like the Gordon Brown bit
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