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gozz
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Language problem.
« on: Dec 9th, 2009, 4:49pm » |
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A Sassenach goes into a cake shop in a Glasgow suburb,he points to an article on display and asks"is that a cake or a meringue",the baker replies "no its a cake". 
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #1 on: Dec 9th, 2009, 5:14pm » |
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That'll be spoiled on 90% of you Englanders 
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #2 on: Dec 9th, 2009, 5:15pm » |
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what sort of cake is it..........
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #3 on: Dec 9th, 2009, 5:17pm » |
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unusual to find some one from the eastern block who under stands queens english, I thought.
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #4 on: Dec 9th, 2009, 5:28pm » |
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on Dec 9th, 2009, 5:14pm, Highlander wrote:| That'll be spoiled on 90% of you Englanders |
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I'm lost.... ...........89% to go
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #5 on: Dec 9th, 2009, 5:30pm » |
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Has he got any pies in the shop..... it might have been a pie.......... easy mistake if it was a bit dark...... 
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #6 on: Dec 9th, 2009, 6:40pm » |
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Sooner have a bombay bad boy pot noodle! They make you cry when you eat em
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #7 on: Dec 9th, 2009, 7:28pm » |
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on Dec 9th, 2009, 5:14pm, Highlander wrote:| That'll be spoiled on 90% of you Englanders |
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Your dead right Stuart,they only go to hot places
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #8 on: Dec 9th, 2009, 8:39pm » |
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Och aye the scran in ye barn shop e braw. Dee ye ken.........
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #9 on: Dec 9th, 2009, 10:12pm » |
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Wot ?
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #10 on: Dec 10th, 2009, 4:41am » |
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An egg about a sweaty sexton lollipop .....Bit of a pony rum Gozz & not very bugs.....didn't make me bubble
Tootman....I had one of those Bombay bad boy pot noodles a couple of months ago  ... It had me on the kitchen floor lapping from the dogs water bowl 
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #11 on: Dec 10th, 2009, 8:16am » |
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I stood next to two scots arguing, to finish the conversation one said to the other, I ken ye no ken, ye ken, so I said to my mate what did he say, Oh he's just telling him he's a bloody liar.
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #12 on: Dec 10th, 2009, 8:43am » |
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Rod, im right behind you m8...88% to go ...Gozz....EH !!!... JC... As Gozz . All i want to know is was it a meringue or a cake....Mmmmmmm Cake
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gozz
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #13 on: Dec 10th, 2009, 9:08am » |
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O.K.
The baker being a Glaswegian,thought the Sassenach being English,said " is that a cake or am I wrong ".
Now Rodders and the other 88% can get a good nights sleep.
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #14 on: Dec 10th, 2009, 10:56am » |
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Surely Rodders doesnt sleep through the night AND through the day!! 
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #15 on: Dec 10th, 2009, 1:20pm » |
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Thank you Gozz. What would we do without you!!?
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #16 on: Dec 10th, 2009, 8:12pm » |
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poor old sod gets tired these days you know Stuart,but that WAS a Sabbath day and what with him being so God fearing and all. 
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Re: Language problem.
« Reply #17 on: Dec 11th, 2009, 9:24am » |
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I thought he WAS God!
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on Oct 17th, 2011, 12:35pm, Simmo wrote:| I give up ! Too much for an old boy! |
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