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Jonnycab
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An event in London!s
« on: Jul 26th, 2012, 4:49am » |
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It is nearly upon us....yawn.....same old, just a different venue 
I got to thinking that maybe some new exciting events should be included, so as to make us uninterested folk want to watch 
1...Rollerball
2...Demolition Derby
3...Roman Gladiator events....to the death
4...Death Race 2000 (or 2012) up the M1
5...Medieval flail fighting
6...Jousting
7...100 metre sprint wearing lead boots
8...Relay with a lit stick of dynamite
9...How many donuts you can eat in 5 minutes
10...Naked female Jelly wrestling, or baby oil...I'm not fussy 
Can't think of anymore for the moment....anyone else got anymore suggestions ? 
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Baz
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Re: An event in London!s
« Reply #1 on: Jul 26th, 2012, 8:01am » |
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how about cricket with hand grenades
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gozz
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Re: An event in London!s
« Reply #2 on: Jul 26th, 2012, 8:49am » |
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Or kick boxing with knuckle dusters and hobnail boots
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Mike H
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Re: An event in London!s
« Reply #3 on: Jul 26th, 2012, 1:08pm » |
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Me likes 
As we got the new swimming An event in London! village complex near us, how about high-board belly flop into kiddie's paddling pool
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Jeff
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Re: An event in London!s
« Reply #4 on: Jul 26th, 2012, 9:43pm » |
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Performance farting.
Sorry. Lowering the tone as usual.
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Jonnycab
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Re: An event in London!s
« Reply #5 on: Jul 27th, 2012, 2:51am » |
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on Jul 26th, 2012, 9:43pm, Jeff wrote:Performance farting.
Sorry. Lowering the tone as usual. |
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How would 'performance farting' be judged ?....by pungency or decibels ?
Visually, it would be much more interesting to watch if a box of matches was involved & a petrol soaked rag was placed at various distances from the source of ignition
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Snoopy
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Re: An event in London!s
« Reply #6 on: Jul 27th, 2012, 8:02am » |
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I think I am going to put some of these " O l y m p ic " words into the banned list. and ban completely the talk of An event in London!s on this forum.
It hasn't even started and already I am bored with it.
Don't get me wrong I support GB but there has to be a limit. I even get a message on the freeview TV to tell me to update so I can get even MORE An event in London! channels. I am only able to watch one.
So I will let you know what my decision is by tonight.
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Mike H
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Re: An event in London!s
« Reply #7 on: Jul 27th, 2012, 2:35pm » |
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on Jul 27th, 2012, 2:51am, Jonnycab wrote:
How would 'performance farting' be judged ?....by pungency or decibels ?
Visually, it would be much more interesting to watch if a box of matches was involved & a petrol soaked rag was placed at various distances from the source of ignition |
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Excellent
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Re: An event in London!s
« Reply #8 on: Jul 28th, 2012, 12:47am » |
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The 'School Sports Day 4x100 relay' consisting of :
Hopping, sack race, wheelbarrow and egg + sp00n - and make it yards instead of metres to confuse the majority of the opposition
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Snoopy
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Re: An event in London!s
« Reply #9 on: Jul 28th, 2012, 5:01pm » |
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The word An event in London!s and all associated words like they have done around the Stadium are banned ......!
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