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ro284
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Wind up merchants!
« on: Jan 12th, 2014, 9:34pm » |
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I,m getting harrased by some misguided females!  Never touched them! They seem to be from a group who are anti blokes! i was looking out my window upstairs when 2 females in a roof down car swung into my drive! The fat passenger was bouncing up & down punching the sky, the skinny driver was blasting on the horn while trying to get wheelspin up to my window! 
I am 70! no angel im a bloke! Then they reversed out again and went! my question is -what can i drop on them, to stop them? And if neccessary trash the car in my drive! without being arrested? Any advice please?
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Re: Wind up merchants!
« Reply #1 on: Jan 16th, 2014, 5:00am » |
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Is this a regular occurrence ?....If so, then clock the reg number & call the police & make an anti-social behavoiur complaint 
Or......spray brake fluid out of the window so it lands on the car. They won't see the damage until the next morning & then will be scratching they're vacuous heads & looking up at the sky trying to work out how it happened 
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Re: Wind up merchants!
« Reply #2 on: Jan 16th, 2014, 12:30pm » |
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@ Jonny they will notice if the roof is down lol.
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Re: Wind up merchants!
« Reply #3 on: Jan 16th, 2014, 1:50pm » |
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Hmmmmmm. I'm not in accordance with JC on this one, I never like to damage any car because of the behaviour of the stupid occupants. Water is always a favourite! An open bag of flour, but make sure you miss a direct hit on the occupants.
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Re: Wind up merchants!
« Reply #4 on: Jan 16th, 2014, 7:53pm » |
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Don't use your drive and litter it with some large tacks. I'm sure a bill for four new tyres might make them think again about driving onto your driveway!
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Re: Wind up merchants!
« Reply #5 on: Jan 17th, 2014, 12:16am » |
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on Jan 16th, 2014, 1:50pm, PJDavis wrote:| Hmmmmmm. I'm not in accordance with JC on this one, I never like to damage any car because of the behaviour of the stupid occupants. |
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Maybe that would be a little extreme I suppose 
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Re: Wind up merchants!
« Reply #6 on: Feb 11th, 2014, 11:00am » |
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Thanks for replies guys, hate to admit to being in this situation, thanks for the suggestions, not seen anything recently, probably due to weather! my health is bad as a result of the hassle, but probably self inflincted, The advice i can give is never say NO to a randy female! if you don't say No that is bad as well! Also it is unbelievable how much hassle you can get! it is a no win situation! on even more serious side i am on more medication from the doc! Whereas if it was a bloke you could slap him, or discuss it, as i have in the past, but females totally different ball game, (excuse the pun!) The bottom line, (excuse the pun) is there is no right of reply to lies gossipp misinformation!
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Re: Wind up merchants!
« Reply #7 on: Feb 11th, 2014, 4:24pm » |
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So true Bob and not only that but the woman always has to have the last word lol.
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Re: Wind up merchants!
« Reply #8 on: Feb 14th, 2014, 6:28pm » |
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How totally bizarre.
Like the tacks idea.
Otherwise I was going to suggest lobbing over them a bucket of 2 weeks old (well ripe) urine. Has to be prepared first of course, which is a bit of a palaver.
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Re: Wind up merchants!
« Reply #9 on: Apr 22nd, 2014, 3:54pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2014, 11:00am, ro284 wrote:| Thanks for replies guys, hate to admit to being in this situation, thanks for the suggestions, not seen anything recently, probably due to weather! my health is bad as a result of the hassle, but probably self inflincted, The advice i can give is never say NO to a randy female! if you don't say No that is bad as well! Also it is unbelievable how much hassle you can get! it is a no win situation! on even more serious side i am on more medication from the doc! Whereas if it was a bloke you could slap him, or discuss it, as i have in the past, but females totally different ball game, (excuse the pun!) The bottom line, (excuse the pun) is there is no right of reply to lies gossipp misinformation! |
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Rubber up and record it on video camera. Then post it over to an adult website calling it taking care of the trash.
Stay safe sir.
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