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gozz
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Re: BMW Compact
« on: Feb 17th, 2012, 10:24pm » |
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Have you told her yet Paul ? 
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Jonnycab
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Re: BMW Compact
« Reply #1 on: Feb 20th, 2012, 3:58am » |
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Why are you trying to sell a BMW on a Ford Scorpio enthusiasts site ? 
Everyone knows that as soon as you get behind the wheel of a BMW, you automatically gain a sense of unreality & think that you own the road. You will tailgate/overtake aggressively & have a demented belief that you & your car are superior to all other drivers & vehicles 
Maybe it's a subtle fragrance (drug) in the pollen filters that gives the driver a confident feeling of superiority, or maybe it's a repressed Aryan master race feeling deep in the subconscious, that only comes to light when driving a car built at the 'Bremen Motor Works'
Fact is though, I estimate, about 70% of the time that I get tailgated, it's a BMW 
Good luck in selling your wifes car 
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gozz
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Re: BMW Compact
« Reply #2 on: Feb 20th, 2012, 11:19am » |
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Jeremy Clarkson said "a prerequisite for owning a BMW is to have your brain removed",I don't always agree with his remarks,but suspect there is more than a grain of truth in that one 
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