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Ford-Son-Major
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"SCORPIOSIS" What is it
« on: Jan 21st, 2005, 6:00pm » |
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SCORPIOSIS. Normally effects the male of the species.
Usually found in people that have been in close proximity to a Ford.
Not a common complaint these days but one that can manifest itself in several forms i.e. Ultima, Ghia, and Cosworth.
The only known cure at present is Large Injections of Cash£££ on a regular basis.
Long term effects are: Stress, Anger, Skinned Knuckles, and Empty Wallet etc.
Counselling for long term sufferers is best done by login on to Ford Scorpio Forum, and talking with other sufferers about your problems!
Are there any more long term sufferers of Scorpiosis out there?
Mike. 
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 6:46pm » |
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now i like that..  ..
apparently the more serious the case,sometimes involves some major "open wallet" surgery......
"GET WELL SOON"
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 6:52pm » |
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amanda (wifey),has just made my sides split..... 
what about if you are one of us who has more than 1 scorpio ? 
would you then have
"multiple scorpiosis"
had to have a laugh at that one 
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 7:17pm » |
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Trust Amanda to think of that one
nice one mate 
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 8:08pm » |
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Hey DARTON, dart, darton (any more I forgot),
It's a positive diagnosis 
But then, with three wallets (always "borrow" one off one of the others) the cash injections shouldn't hurt to much
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 22nd, 2005, 9:01am » |
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on Jan 21st, 2005, 6:52pm, craig wrote:amanda (wifey),has just made my sides split.....
what about if you are one of us who has more than 1 scorpio ?
would you then have
"multiple scorpiosis"
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Daven
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Lee
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 23rd, 2005, 7:53pm » |
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Been to the doc's and only thing that can cure it is a opertion called BCA, which i think stands for british car auctions, but i don't think i could go through with it far to painful..
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Re: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
« Reply #7 on: Jan 24th, 2005, 11:19pm » |
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its ok for you
i have granadaitis and opelitis
and unless i find a nice quiet bank soon i will have bankrupteritis
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the wright brothers were not the first to fly - just the first not to crash
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 24th, 2005, 11:38pm » |
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d**n Bazw, now that does sound like an extremely nasty condition. I used to have capritis and sierraitis and although i still to his date have my weak moments... my strentgh has held off the addiction so far.
terrible, terrible diseases.
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bazw
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Re: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
« Reply #9 on: Feb 5th, 2005, 12:01pm » |
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i had sierraitis too got it when i had a dose of jaguaritis but i have that licked , hhhhhhuuuuuuummmmmmmm
licking jags drooooollllllllllll aaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhh
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the wright brothers were not the first to fly - just the first not to crash
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