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« on: Dec 21st, 2006, 4:25pm »
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now i know why you b****rs are always smiling, 98 cossie ultima, bought yesterday, the fastest ive ever gone on a three peice suite lol, i,m in love again, at least this one w'ont get the house. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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its mine & i'll wash it as fast as i like.
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 6:03pm »
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LOL, I'll give ya a race Grin
 
So you're taking it back to the dealer then?? Wink
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 22nd, 2006, 6:36am »
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nah Grin
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 22nd, 2006, 9:11am »
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Just lie back in the three piece suite and enjoy!
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 22nd, 2006, 9:52pm »
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on Dec 21st, 2006, 4:25pm, thingyneyboy wrote:
i,m in love again, at least this one w'ont get the house. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

 
No, but she's guaranteed to take all your money and leave you poor Wink
 
The book of Scorpio, chapter 7 paragraph 14:
 
King Ford went un to his followers and said "Yay fellow board members, let us populate the darker corners of the EU with Scorpio and thenceforth we can smote their wallets and credit cards and leaveth them poor and broketh!"  
 
Lo and behold, the next day 94000 Scorpios were sent to the EU via Brussels Sprouts and rendered the entire once proud island of the UK poor and desolate within a decade. Soonafter King Ford went unto the people and said "I bring forth gifts of new Mondeo Duratec. Will you not accept these in my honour as a parley?"
 
"Nay!" said one owner. "That's bleedin' right! I'm still paying for the new autobox you sold me last year!"
 
So is the legend of Scorpio...
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 22nd, 2006, 9:59pm »
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ROFL ROFL
 
this most rate as one of the funniest posts i've read on this forum.
 
thanks for that........... Grin
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 22nd, 2006, 10:03pm »
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Grin Grin Grin Nice one Bruce  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 23rd, 2006, 1:34pm »
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ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 24th, 2006, 8:00am »
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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 24th, 2006, 7:45pm »
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The book of Scorpio, chapter 7 paragraph 14:
 
King Ford went un to his followers and said "Yay fellow board members, let us populate the darker corners of the EU with Scorpio and thenceforth we can smote their wallets and credit cards and leaveth them poor and broketh!"  
 
Lo and behold, the next day 94000 Scorpios were sent to the EU via Brussels Sprouts and rendered the entire once proud island of the UK poor and desolate within a decade. Soonafter King Ford went unto the people and said "I bring forth gifts of new Mondeo Duratec. Will you not accept these in my honour as a parley?"
 
"Nay!" said one owner. "That's bleedin' right! I'm still paying for the new autobox you sold me last year!"
 
So is the legend of Scorpio...

 
HAHA! thats some funny stuff man!!! Cheesy
 
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