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(Message started by: Pegasus on Apr 10^th, 2007, 3:47pm)

Title: Safe working with cars
Post by Pegasus on Apr 10^th, 2007, 3:47pm

Hi All,
click here (http://www.hse.gov.uk/mvr/index.htm) for latest info from Health & Safety Executive.

Although aimed mainly at the trade it has a lot of useful info for anyone who likes to get their hands dirty, which I guess applies to most of us ;)

Paul

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by ferretmobile on Apr 10^th, 2007, 9:37pm

Hi paul, I teach health & safety at a further ed college and this information is sterling stuff. Many thanks for this.
Graham

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by Baz on Apr 11^th, 2007, 1:52am

Graham... does that mean you were teaching inadequately?? ;D

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by Spannerdemon on Apr 11^th, 2007, 8:05am

Top Stuff. All very relevant to us DIY mechanics. Thanks ;)

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by ferretmobile on Apr 11^th, 2007, 2:32pm

Just inadequate yoof init }{

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by Baz on Apr 11^th, 2007, 7:55pm

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by ferretmobile on Apr 12^th, 2007, 9:05am

For example Baz..."what year was the 1974 health and safety at work act introduced"
Now lads, the clue is in the question..................................................................................................................................................................................you can actualy see the tumbleweeds blow around the cavities in their dope riddled minds }{ }{ }{

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by macroy on Apr 12^th, 2007, 12:35pm

1976 ??? ;D

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by ferretmobile on Apr 12^th, 2007, 2:46pm

Another one was ..."OK lads, you must never be late for work or your boss will dock you an hours pay for every half hour that you are late"
Innit sayes "your avin a larff"
No, I tell them and show the group a clocking on machine.
Innit.............."dem fings arr only in films innit"

sweet christ on a bike ::) :o }{ }{

I used to think that I was an athiest but teaching this generation has me shaking my head and groaning oh god...what have I done to deserve this :-/

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by ferretmobile on Apr 12^th, 2007, 2:51pm

But at going home time................I get into the scorp and exhale deeply(a good puff of a fag) LOL and know that I will be 50 miles away in next to no time at all.

Coil packs excepted :-X

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by TiberiuS on Apr 12^th, 2007, 3:47pm

on 04/12/07 at 12:35:30, macroy wrote:

1976 ??? ;D

1973...gotta be...innit?

;D

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by ferretmobile on Apr 12^th, 2007, 7:05pm

PMSL }{ }{

Title: Re: Safe working with cars
Post by ferretmobile on Apr 12^th, 2007, 7:19pm

This one will make you wet your self.............OK lads, what do we wear on our feet in the workshop?
One bright spark said ..................."high heels" AND he was being serious. Perhaps Donald was Donna in the evenings. The technician and my self were screaming with laughter...Donald/ Donna was most put out }{ }{
You have to hear this stuff with your own ears because believe me if it wasent so funny it would be very sad indeed.............but I get paid to do this nonsense...and I love it, god help me. This is the next generation that will be looking after us when we are dribbling and wetting ourselves, OH thats now!
Ferret :-*