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(Message started by: Just Call Me Captain on Nov 20th, 2004, 9:10am)

Title: Advice Needed Please
Post by Just Call Me Captain on Nov 20th, 2004, 9:10am
Need some advice on what could be a costly and expensive decision - It concerns a neighbour. Thanks in advance guys.

My neighbour suspected for some time now that his wife has been cheating on him. The usual signs - phone rings, He answers, someone hangs up.
She started going out    'with the girls'     a lot recently although when he asks which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".

He always looked out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although he can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?

He once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that he should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, he has never approached the subject with his wife.
I think deep down he just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and he called me -  I decided to check up on her.

I decided I was going to hide behind my neighbours car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of.

It was whilst crouched behind my neighbours car that I noticed rust around his rear wheel arch.

Should he take it into a local panel beater or should he buy some filler and try to repair it himself.

What advice would you give him

Captain

Title: Re: Advice Needed Please
Post by daven on Nov 20th, 2004, 2:46pm
;D

Beater mate!

;D

Title: Re: Advice Needed Please
Post by craig on Nov 20th, 2004, 2:48pm
hmmmmmm.... ??? ???

tricky one this :-/ :-/ :-/...
probably tell him to move from WSM,seems to be getting rather "weird" around that area....
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D........

also tell him to keep popping round the check on his neighbours,make sure they have not got too much time on there hands,you know what can happen then.....

strange noises ;) ;) ;)
weird posts ;) ;) ;) ;)

Title: Re: Advice Needed Please
Post by waders on Nov 20th, 2004, 2:56pm
Hi ;D,
Sounds like its time to trade up to a  ;Dyounger model ;D with a few less miles >:( on the clock ;D to me.
I did this 18 months ago and no sign of any rust yet!!!!

Waders. ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Advice Needed Please
Post by Geoff_W on Nov 20th, 2004, 3:10pm
Kurust Michael  ;D

Title: Re: Advice Needed Please
Post by phuturephantasy on Nov 20th, 2004, 10:20pm
I need to have a closer look at the problem area, next time I'm dropping your neighbours wife off down the road I'll pop over and have a look.

Title: Re: Advice Needed Please
Post by JohnJ on Nov 20th, 2004, 10:31pm
rust!!! ;D, I was puzzeled for a short time, I would tell them to keep going rust an'all.

AND DON'T COME BACK.....

now for my next patient! :o

JJ

Title: Re: Advice Needed Please
Post by Paul B on Nov 20th, 2004, 11:05pm
Rusty anal?

Or have I had a drink too many?  ???

Title: Re: Advice Needed Please
Post by JohnJ on Nov 20th, 2004, 11:15pm
Oh my goawd! ;D

I did'nt pick it up that way,
DID you see her :-X....Joking!  

Paul I picked it up that maybe he implied that she was an older model and starting to show it.

SOD IT  she was an old dol.  OAP. ;D

JJ

Title: Re: Advice Needed Please
Post by Paul B on Nov 20th, 2004, 11:19pm
;D :D ;D :D ;D



By the way, top marks to the Captain for that tall tale at the beginning  :D

Title: Re: Advice Needed Please
Post by Just Call Me Captain on Nov 21st, 2004, 9:42am
Hi Guys - I thought a good joke cheers everyone up

Look at this link - its so funny - scroll down listen to the first audio file after that go to letters - incredibly funny - especially the one about Prince Joe - He actually sent money to the scambaiter that went to charity

This is a site that scams the scammers

http://www.419eater.com/html/audio.htm

Should give you a smile for the day

Captain



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