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(Message started by: waders on Dec 9^th, 2004, 12:56pm)

Title: Aah Cute!!!
Post by waders on Dec 9^th, 2004, 12:56pm

I got sent this, thought i'd share it with you all.......

An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes
walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little
lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle wabbiths?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on
his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks:
"Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and
fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute
widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, blushing, rocks on her heels,
puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says in a quiet voice:

"I don't think my python
weally givths a phuck."

8) ;D 8) ;D 8)

Waders