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(Message started by: Nick_H on Mar 16^th, 2005, 9:46pm)

Title: Way off topic - quick joke...
Post by Nick_H on Mar 16^th, 2005, 9:46pm

Bloke goes into a shop...

Customer: Bottle of Worcester sauce please mate...

Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves 'cos of the Sudan 1 cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shop Keeper: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare.

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shop Keeper: Cancer scare.

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shop Keeper: Cancer scare.

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shop Keeper: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

Shop Keeper: Er, yep.

Customer: Oh well, just give me a packet of fags then.

Shop Keeper: No worries. £4.50 please...