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Title: men v's wowen Post by scorpio_man on Nov 4th, 2005, 9:10am From a man's perspective............................................ > > > > I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so > >much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have > >never > >figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. > > > > FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into > >bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't > >feel > >like it, I just want you to hold me." > > > > I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" > > > > So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to > >hear... > >"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me > >to > >satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by > >saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in > >the > >bedroom?" > > > > Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. > > > > The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with > >her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big > >unnamed > >department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several > >different > >very expensive outfits. > > > > She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them > >all. > >She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a > >pair > >for each outfit. We went onto the jewellry department where she picked out a > >pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must > >have > >thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was > >testing > >me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how > >to > >play tennis. > > > > I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was > >almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. > > Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all > >dear, let's go to the cashier." > > > > I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel > >like it." > > > > Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled > >"WHAT?" > > > > I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. > >You're > >just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy > >your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she > >was > >going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not > >for > >the things I buy you?" > > > > > >Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. > > > > > > > |
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Title: Re: men v's wowen Post by craig on Nov 4th, 2005, 9:13am }{...................... i'll remember that one andrew.... ;) |
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Title: Re: men v's wowen Post by lonesomecajun on Nov 4th, 2005, 10:25am Heard that one before but still a good one |
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Title: Re: men v's wowen Post by kskjon on Nov 4th, 2005, 10:40am Hahaha, great one ;D |
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Title: Re: men v's wowen Post by Octavian_P on Nov 4th, 2005, 11:37am [] a verry good one }{ }{ |
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Title: Re: men v's wowen Post by nuttyscorp on Nov 4th, 2005, 9:42pm }{ [] }{ Russ |
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