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(Message started by: Trebor on Apr 20th, 2006, 3:27pm)

Title: Wife trouble
Post by Trebor on Apr 20th, 2006, 3:27pm
I have got trouble with my wife she wants me to get rid of my Scorpio because it's costing too much.  I was just about to put my car in and do the rust spots around the rear number plate and on the nearside rear wheel arch.  But it developed a water leak on the thermostat housing so I have had to have a new inlet manifold fitted.  So paint job will have to wait.  I think I need a garage to hide my car in.Or perhaps put the wife in the garage.  :)
     Rob
     

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Lee on Apr 20th, 2006, 3:35pm
be cheaper to ebay the wife in the long run
cost less to run the scorp and it doesn't answer back ;D

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by craig on Apr 20th, 2006, 3:55pm
makes me think of the post where a continous moaning/groaning appeared to be coming from the front passenger side of the car......
reply.....

remove wife from front passenger seat,this should help... }{

keep it mate,i would if i could,sure they cost money to maintain,but what doesn't?....
sometimes better the devil you know and all that

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by mr._floppy on Apr 20th, 2006, 11:51pm
Maybe  it's    this site to blame with its  tales of  leak , failures, breakdowns and other  woes  and   calamities,    but unlike every other car I've owned    I  get  a  feeling  of  doom  and apprehension that  when  it  does  breakdown   or  start  giving  real  trouble  that  I will   ( because of its complexity )  be powerless to  fix  it.  :-[

It's  like  dreading  the day   that  you  have to take your  much  loved  dog  for that  final  one  way  trip   to  the  Vet. :-X

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Baz on Apr 21st, 2006, 12:20am
I am very tempted to get a Shogun Sport 2.5 TD cos I have been offered a very very good deal on a 2 year contract hire for a couple of them......

Could I sell the Cosworth though?? ???

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Bren_K30 on Apr 21st, 2006, 12:23am
In January I had a wife, a Scorpio and a girlfriend. (then she found out) Now I am separated, with a girlfriend and 2 Scorpios.
I was told I would regret it, hmmmm wonder when I will start to and why????

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Baz on Apr 21st, 2006, 12:31am
too many nurses where you live bren to be lonely for long.......I was working my way along the first floor of the nurses home when I got found out many years ago!!

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Bren_K30 on Apr 21st, 2006, 12:38am
It was me who changed address, I moved here, but thinking about it there is a downside...... Girlfriend has a Vauxhall.

Thank god she didn't get little George and his mate sat in the back of it.


Must meet up for mirror sooooon Baz


(got my 50 posts with this one)

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Baz on Apr 21st, 2006, 12:50am
Well I am about most times of the day, pm me and we can arrange to meet up

Baz

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by jonnycab on Apr 21st, 2006, 1:24am
Trebor.......tell her it's an investment for the future 'cos your pension's gonna be worth diddly squat.

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Trebor on Apr 21st, 2006, 2:20am

on 04/20/06 at 23:51:12, mr._floppy wrote:
It's  like  dreading  the day   that  you  have to take your  much  loved  dog  for that  final  one  way  trip   to  the  Vet. :-X

That’s the same feeling when she mentions getting rid of my scorpio. My wife reckons I'm building a new car a bit at a time.  I have just had a look at my invoices since December and it comes to £1120 she could be right. :)


Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Baw_Flinger on Apr 21st, 2006, 12:43pm
Im coming up to that figure as well mate from december also. Since I got mine then, I have one scorp and half a girlfriend. Wouldnt mind so much if it were the lower fun half, but no, I am stuck with moaning upper half female doging about not seeing most of the time as I am working on that 'F+++++g car'

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Daven on Apr 21st, 2006, 12:59pm
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I must be lucky - my wive loves the car and talks me out of replacing it (only with another Scorp of course ;))

Dave


Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Bren_K30 on Apr 21st, 2006, 1:28pm
Maybe we should have a theme song for the site,

Johnny Cash - One piece at a time

If that was was the right title of it, but reckon you'll know which song I mean.

Oh yeah, I've just become a junior. Lonnnnnnng time since I've been a junior anything

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by mazzy_j on Apr 21st, 2006, 2:16pm
How about 'Money Money Money...' by ABBA (I think??)

Would sum up my car nicely  ;)

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Bren_K30 on Apr 21st, 2006, 2:49pm
This theme song could run and run. New thread maybe???

or should that be "encore"


Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by jonnycab on Apr 23rd, 2006, 12:26am
Riding along in my auto-mobile...da da, da da, da daa, da doh...my baby beside me at the wheel......

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by trogg on Apr 23rd, 2006, 7:23pm
keep the scorp because of the investment angle. tell her its a classic!!

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Vince on Apr 23rd, 2006, 7:34pm
I just say to my missus, "when I want your opinion, I'll let you know what it is"

And that seems to do the job. :D :D :D

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by Baw_Flinger on Apr 23rd, 2006, 10:47pm

on 04/23/06 at 19:34:06, Vince wrote:
I just say to my missus, "when I want your opinion, I'll let you know what it is"

And that seems to do the job. :D :D :D


I take it you 'dont get much' then  }{ }{

Title: Re: Wife trouble
Post by jonnycab on Apr 25th, 2006, 2:15am
There does seem to be a slight sexist overtone in this post. Don't get me wrong, I'm a full red blooded male but I'm married to a woman who laughs at this kind of banter.
She used to own a 5 litre '72 Chevrolet Chevelle, & then she had a 3.8 litre '85 Ford Thunderbird.
My MK1 3.0 Granada & my 2.3 Scorpio are just little cars!!!
I might add that she has two brothers that are regular drag racers at Santa Pod.
The good news is that I have now convinced her that 10mpg is not good fuel economy & she now drives a 2.0 Mondeo.



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