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(Message started by: Bren_K30 on Apr 24^th, 2006, 10:38am)

Title: Found In my Inbox
Post by Bren_K30 on Apr 24^th, 2006, 10:38am

I found this email in my inbox from Kevin in Folkestone (OCEE12 on here) - Kev get out and finish off your fusebox instead ! ! !

A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Paul's flatmate, Simon was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while she watched the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than
met the eye.
Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered. "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon and I are just flatmates".

About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure"said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER,

LOVE PAUL X

Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:

DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM X

Title: Re: Found In my Inbox
Post by Baw_Flinger on Apr 24^th, 2006, 1:21pm

Nice ;D

Title: Re: Found In my Inbox
Post by nuttyscorp on Apr 24^th, 2006, 1:29pm

;Dlmfao ;D

Russ

Title: Re: Found In my Inbox
Post by monghad on Apr 24^th, 2006, 7:59pm

}{ 'Cracker'

Title: Re: Found In my Inbox
Post by Bren_K30 on Apr 25^th, 2006, 12:08am

Here's another this time from my brother, as big a nut as I am

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h291/Bren_K30/HarryPottervibe.jpg