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(Message started by: Highlander on May 18^th, 2006, 3:41pm)

Title: Glaswegian
Post by Highlander on May 18^th, 2006, 3:41pm

You are a GLASWEGIAN If:

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie ;-), Ecclefechan Milngavie,
Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

5.Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

6. Ye see people wear shell suits with Burberry accessories as pure
class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day
date.

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
Church/Chapel.

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.

17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.

20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these
words...

how's it hingin

clatty

boggin

cludgie

pished

get it up ye

wee beasties

arse bandit

amurny

away an bile yer heid

peely-wally

humphey backit

Ba'-heid

baw bag

dubble nuggit

Title: Re: Glaswegian
Post by mr._floppy on May 18^th, 2006, 5:54pm

Phew, :D

by my reckoning you've sneaked past the Mods 14 swear words, 3 sexual acts and 1 crime that still carries the death penalty in Canada.

Well done ;D

I'm from Perthshire were we speak the proper Queen's English :-*

Title: Re: Glaswegian
Post by Baw_Flinger on May 19^th, 2006, 8:36am

Gettyfa yabassa!!!

I can especialy identify with numbers 4,5,8 and pretty much most of 20. As for deep fried pizzas, why do you think I moved down sarf! ;D

Title: Re: Glaswegian
Post by paulscorp on May 20^th, 2006, 4:15am

What? ? ? ?

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Title: Re: Glaswegian
Post by john_smiffy on May 20^th, 2006, 1:38pm

on 05/20/06 at 04:15:05, paulscorp wrote:

What? ? ? ?

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;D ;Dthis should help you translate what our cousin from north of the border is saying ;D ;D

http://www.glesga.ndo.co.uk/glesgaglossary.htm

Title: Re: Glaswegian
Post by Highlander on May 21^st, 2006, 10:58am

There seems to be a few thingyney ones mixed in with that lot ;D