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(Message started by: tintin on Jun 5^th, 2006, 11:48am)

Title: OBD II needed....
Post by tintin on Jun 5^th, 2006, 11:48am

...for the females of the species?

i was wondering if any manufacturers did an OBD kit that i could hook up to girls, i would find it very useful to find out what errors were registering in their heads !

P1023 - Forgot key special day
P1034 - Didnt notice appearance had changed
P1053 - Feeling fat

etc...

what do you think? my mates think it is the only way we are ever going to stop disappointing them ;D

Title: Re: OBD II needed....
Post by Kjetil S on Jun 5^th, 2006, 12:37pm

I usually try explaining that "GUYS DO NOT TAKE HINTS. DON'T EVEN TRY. JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO!" ;D ;D

Title: Re: OBD II needed....
Post by Octavian_P on Jun 5^th, 2006, 2:16pm

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"i wish, if only, but no, there is somthening, i don't really know for sure......"

Title: Re: OBD II needed....
Post by Dave on Jun 5^th, 2006, 2:31pm

ROFL at all the above ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: OBD II needed....
Post by fordcos on Jun 5^th, 2006, 2:35pm

you need a system you can alter the perameters with

Title: Re: OBD II needed....
Post by Baw_Flinger on Jun 5^th, 2006, 2:49pm

P1065 Incorrect hormone ration= steer clear until system clears itself
P1066 Shopping spree alert= lock up credit cards
P1067 Communication system malfunction= switch to mind reading function
P1068 Limited option unit functionality= An important decision has been made for you, just deal with it.

;D

Title: Re: OBD II needed....
Post by Kjetil S on Jun 5^th, 2006, 2:54pm

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Title: Re: OBD II needed....
Post by ady on Jun 5^th, 2006, 3:53pm

lmao
hehe
even my misses smiled when she read it hehe
notice i said smiled not laughed

now she is looking at me wierd
think i better look at something else now

lol
ady

Title: Re: OBD II needed....
Post by Dave on Jun 5^th, 2006, 3:56pm

;D ;D ;D Stop it, I am getting stomach pain from the laughter ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: OBD II needed....
Post by Daven on Jun 5^th, 2006, 4:29pm

Don't think it is possible as there is no male to female converter as the protocol is in a different language!

Nearest we came to it was using 'DIAMONDS' but then the plug had trouble fitting the socket after a few times!

Hope this helps!

Daven ;)

Title: Re: OBD II needed....
Post by tintin on Jun 5^th, 2006, 5:58pm

hmmm ok, looks like i will have to go back to the old way and road test them ;D

Title: Re: OBD II needed....
Post by Octavian_P on Jun 5^th, 2006, 9:30pm

Don't forget to check the "bumpers" or the airbags }{