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(Message started by: jonnycab on Oct 5^th, 2006, 2:19am)

Title: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by jonnycab on Oct 5^th, 2006, 2:19am

Personally, I think this is the ugliest car ever made....

It gets my vote.

The Fiat Multipla......
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i101/jonnycab/multipla.jpg

That really is revolting....there should be a puking smiley for this one ;D

Anymore suggestions for the 'Ugliest car ever' award?

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by Kjetil S on Oct 5^th, 2006, 5:13am

I've always thought that car looked like it had mad cow disease or something ;D

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by cossieguy on Oct 5^th, 2006, 6:58am

My vote goes to: The new Honda Civic. Think it's the lights that do it, and that stupid built in spoiler across the back.

PS My prettiest car goes to: Toyota MR2 (Mk2)

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by Butterfingers on Oct 5^th, 2006, 12:08pm

A chap on my road owns a Fiat Mutipla, so quite often he parks it behind my Scorpio. So you kinda get two off the ugliest cars together......

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Post by taliban on Oct 5^th, 2006, 3:18pm

multipla; designed around the popemobile?

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 5^th, 2006, 3:42pm

that stupid little G Wizz electric car looks pretty d**ned ugly too, determined to squish one with my bus.....

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by andyjones on Oct 5^th, 2006, 3:59pm

vw polo multi coloured scrapyard special :-[. wonder what the v5 lists for colour ;D

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 5^th, 2006, 3:59pm

austin 'all-aggro', hillman avenger, porsche cayenne....

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 5^th, 2006, 4:08pm

Axim, a little known about diesel car by a small company in east anglia i think, mates missus had one when she only had a full bike licence (you can drive them on that), 2 cylinder 498cc diesel auto, forward and reverse, about 120mpg, top speed 55mph, sounds like a council lawn mower, plastic bodywork, which im sure if you pushed it in far enough with your fingers the windows would fall out....

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Post by ferretmobile on Oct 5^th, 2006, 4:19pm

LOL LOL }{ }{ }{
I gotta have one of them }{ }{

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 5^th, 2006, 4:24pm

ferret, you can pick em up for around 2 grand....they come with the usual extras............namely seats ;D

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 5^th, 2006, 4:32pm

http://stock.autorespond.co.uk/lythamothers.aspx

i got the spelling wrong..

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 5^th, 2006, 4:35pm

actually, thats quite a good looking up market one, clever photography, they're similar in size to a fiat chinkychento, but possibly smaller, defineately lower.......sort of coffee table low....

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 5^th, 2006, 5:15pm

http://www.goingreen.co.uk/store/content/gwiz

kill them before they spread like a disease.....

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by Spannerdemon on Oct 5^th, 2006, 7:01pm

Yeah, I saw one of these horrible looking things recently.

Some people have no taste, but then I suppose beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I though it was a wheelbarrow when i first saw it ;D ;D

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by tintin on Oct 5^th, 2006, 7:41pm

how about the new audi TT, looks like they decided to model it on a porsche but got it even more wrong.....

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by tommy1340millar on Oct 7^th, 2006, 4:06pm

It's gotta be the multipla -
I think it looks like a constipated dolphin

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by big_neil on Oct 10^th, 2006, 8:11pm

your all wrong,its got to be the ford ka,from the rear it looks like a pair of german lufwaffe britches. another ugly git is the vauxhall tigra(hairdressers car)

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 10^th, 2006, 11:49pm

what about the nissan micra, dont think i've ever seen such a mediocre looking thing, and whoever feels the need to have reversing sensors in one shouldnt have a driving licence....

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by jonnycab on Oct 11^th, 2006, 1:07am

I've changed my mind after seeing this......

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i101/jonnycab/250px-Mein_Smart003.jpg

The Smart Car was ugly enough....but then they had to make a convertible }{ }{......

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Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by mr._floppy on Oct 11^th, 2006, 9:50am

Them Scorpios are real ugly b****rs. ;D

What kind of people drive them disasters of design :D

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 11^th, 2006, 11:26am

an ex of mine has a smart car, i actually grew to like it :-[, perfect bit of space in the back for her dog, for her use it was ideal. must admit i was tempted by the idea of getting one, in lime green tiger stripes ::)
i saw a couple of convertible ones in the summer that had the doors removed too? but they still had side impact bars...

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by big_neil on Oct 11^th, 2006, 3:11pm

when the scorpio first came out it was dubbed the ugly bug cos of the lights, but just look at all the new cars,most of them have that slanty eye look,or bug eye look. could the scorpio have been far to ahead of it,s time i wonder?

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by Penguin on Oct 13^th, 2006, 9:02pm

on 10/05/06 at 17:15:07, taliban wrote:

http://www.goingreen.co.uk/store/content/gwiz

kill them before they spread like a disease.....

That's not a car that's some sort of invalid carraige!

If you were given £6,995 and you absolutely had to spend it on a car you COULD buy not one but two perfectly good Scorps (indeed for 3.5k each you should be able to get Cosser Ultimas no trouble). Or you could buy of one those.

It's a bit scary then that there must be people out there who if faced with that choice would choose the electric blackhead.

Cheers

Penguin

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by km449 on Oct 16^th, 2006, 9:15pm

She who must be obeyed has a Suzuki X90.

It looks just like the one in the link below, without the aerial.

If I have to drive it I always explain, "It's my wife's!" when I get out of it!

http://x90.zukiweb.com/images/photos/anthony/antony01.jpg

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 16^th, 2006, 11:56pm

hey, cool car lol, dont know what the designers were thinking of; its kind of a 4x4, yet a bit 2 seater sports, and a bit saloon, the rear wing looks quite escort like, but its probably no use as any....

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by km449 on Oct 17^th, 2006, 11:00pm

My lady's X90 is a 2wd auto, with a 1600 engine. Goes like stink up to 60 but the short wheelbase makes it a bucking ( I think the word begins with B!) bronco over the speedbumps and other "challenges"!

It's a T bar too so it's a real girlie car. In the US there's a huge following as they are 4x4 over there and the mods they do are obscene!

The whale tail boot spoiler is designed to stop me seeing the people behind me laughing at the car - whoever signed it off was obviously leaving Suzuki that day.

All in all it's a good little car but if my explorer broke down and I was on my way to a blokes night out I'd rather be seen arriving by bus!!

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 17^th, 2006, 11:10pm

pmsl, i arrive all the time by bus, got no choice really, i drive em ::)

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by LiverpaulH on Oct 18^th, 2006, 9:08am

on 10/16/06 at 21:15:26, km449 wrote:

I must be honest, its an abortion of an idea that thing, terrible IMO. It'd be close but I would rather be seen driving a micra, hmmmm, well, hmmmm....sod it I'll walk. ;)

Paul 8)

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 18^th, 2006, 1:20pm

on my way back from mr savills yesterday there is a 7' width restriction, the approach is straight, no need to brake or slow down, in front of me a micra, i spot the reversing sensors, instantly alarm bells ring, i slow right down and give the micra plenty of space, good job too, suddenly the glare of brake lights, the back of the micra raises slightly with the hard braking, then it gently wiggles through at 5mph ::)

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by Zombie on Oct 18^th, 2006, 9:12pm

The AMC pacer is the ugliest and worst car of all time.

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by taliban on Oct 18^th, 2006, 10:13pm

not the gremlin?

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by johndyork on Oct 21^st, 2006, 11:18pm

There sure have been some ugly cars.
Scorp rates highly on:
http://www.uglycars.co.uk/
regards, johndyork

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by aTo on Oct 27^th, 2006, 10:32am

what about this?

http://www.aktifhaber.com/images/news/arabasercedes.jpg

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by aTo on Oct 27^th, 2006, 10:48am

a clip(good quality) from official company website... (there was a quote saying illegal disc copy???? ) .

http://www.opet.com.tr/multimedia/bonus.zip

Title: Re: Ugliest car ever..... award goes to?
Post by Octavian_P on Oct 27^th, 2006, 6:48pm

Look at this, i just recieved it by mail...now this are "nice" cars ;D

http://knuttz.net/hosted_pages/Ricers-Must-Fear-the-Russians-20060802