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(Message started by: craig on Oct 20^th, 2006, 8:03am)

Title: non-living thing's do have a gender
Post by craig on Oct 20^th, 2006, 8:03am

You may not know this but many nonliving things
have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
Post by cossieguy on Oct 20^th, 2006, 8:28am

PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
Post by cossie_al on Oct 20^th, 2006, 10:30am

Nice one Craig,
I didn't realise I had so much in common with Zip lock bags, tyres,hot air balloons and of course a hammer. ;D

Title: Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
Post by craig on Oct 20^th, 2006, 11:16am

on 10/20/06 at 10:30:14, cossie_al wrote:

I didn't realise I had so much in common with Zip lock bags, tyres,hot air balloons and of course a hammer. ;D

my sentiments exactly ;D

Title: Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
Post by jonnycab on Oct 20^th, 2006, 11:33am

The toilet is female.........like my wife when she's angry........gets flushed ;D

Title: Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
Post by TiberiuS on Oct 20^th, 2006, 6:12pm

;D, reminds my of one of the Guinness ads from a few moons ago,

'A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle'

Good stuff, keep it up ;D

Bruce.

Title: Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
Post by Spannerdemon on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 8:09am

Nice :D

Title: Re: non-living thing's do have a gender
Post by Kjetil S on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 10:40am

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