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(Message started by: Baw_Flinger on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 9:26am)

Title: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
Post by Baw_Flinger on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 9:26am

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get in the end of it? Death.
What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

Then you drink like a fish, party your ass off, and make love to anything that moves -- you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?

Then you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm! ;D

Title: Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
Post by jonnycab on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 12:52pm

Only one problem with that.....

Adolf Hitler would win the nobel peace prize ???, & Father Christmas would nick all your toys >:(...what a bast**d

Title: Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
Post by LiverpaulH on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 1:44pm

on 11/22/06 at 12:52:31, jonnycab wrote:

Only one problem with that.....Father Christmas would nick all your toys >:(...what a bast**d

PMSL, sounds fair to me, and don't forget the car you're driving will get newer and better!!

Title: Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
Post by Filterlab on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 3:18pm

Every birthday would be a bit naff though. :(

Title: Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
Post by cossieguy on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 7:53pm

Excellent stuff me and mrs cossie like that ;D Just a thought, you'd go to your partners funeral one day then make love to them the next (Thought there were laws against that sort of thing). Also you'd get paid one day and it'd all be gone the next, no change there then. Also mrs cossie said she wouldn't want the job of putting the babies back in the mums :'(

Title: Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
Post by mr._floppy on Nov 23^rd, 2006, 12:41am

<<<You finish off as an orgasm!>>>>

Surely you mean Organism, No?

Title: Re: The life cycle is the wrong way round!
Post by jonnycab on Nov 24^th, 2006, 5:14am

Also....you would have to give your wages back to your boss.....

.......or in my case, I'd have to give money to people that got in my cab... & take them back to the pub... ::)