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(Message started by: Mummra on Jan 25^th, 2007, 3:10pm)

Title: Telephone Sales
Post by Mummra on Jan 25^th, 2007, 3:10pm

THIS (http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/) has got to be the best way to treat unwanted telesales calls I have come across.

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by bizzay1 on Jan 25^th, 2007, 3:51pm

That is tops, what a fantastic idea, I would have thought the more you do it the better you would get at keeping the front up hehehehehehehehehehehe

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by Dave on Jan 25^th, 2007, 7:38pm

}{ }{ }{ Nice find! }{ }{ }{

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by TiberiuS on Jan 25^th, 2007, 7:57pm

It reminds me of when we lived in London, we used to get the Jehovahs witnesses calling at the door every Sunday...I know people have their beliefs but it used to be a regular nuisance. After a while, found the best way of turning them away...

No thanks, we're Jewish ;)

After a while the calls stopped ::)

Well, of course I'm not Jewish, not religious at all really ::)

Nice find ;D

Regards, Bruce.

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by Ultima2300 on Jan 25^th, 2007, 8:03pm

An ex girlfriend of mine used to inquire about eternal life and the hereafter for her cat. That usually saw them off. ;D

Geoff

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by TiberiuS on Jan 25^th, 2007, 8:33pm

Oh blimey }{ }{ }{

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by jonnycab on Jan 26^th, 2007, 1:24am

}{ }{ }{ }{ }{ }{ }{ }{ }{....I'm crying

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by macroy on Jan 26^th, 2007, 11:30am

Almost choked on my cup of tea at that. ;D Roy.

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by big_neil on Jan 26^th, 2007, 11:47am

reminds me of the people who ring up to tell you that you,ve won a holiday , all you have to do is attend a seminar at one of their time share meetings, i tell them it would be a pleasure, i do charge £37.50 a mile travelling expenses and a £1,000 per hour appearance money, then say can my wife attend as well , then ask them for a date of the meeting and tell them as soon as their cheque has arrived and is cleared we,ll gladly attend. Wonder why they hang up pronto!!

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by TiberiuS on Jan 26^th, 2007, 6:26pm

I like that one Neil, but you're undercharging mate ;)

You're forgetting your stylist and agent fees, not to mention the fee charged by the Panorama camera crew ::)

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by cossieguy on Jan 27^th, 2007, 9:15am

on 01/25/07 at 15:10:18, Mummra wrote:

THIS (http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/) has got to be the best way to treat unwanted telesales calls I have come across.

me and mrscossie nearly wet ourselves. }{ }{ }{ }{ }{

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by Dean on Jan 28^th, 2007, 3:18am

THIS IS SUPERB
keep them coming, or is it going Guys ? they will never know.....................

cheers

Dean []

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by big_neil on Jan 28^th, 2007, 3:26pm

a stylist tiberius, ave you ever seen my barnet?

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by dh_dove on Jan 29^th, 2007, 7:04pm

Mummra
BRILLIANT ;D ;D ;D
DH Dove

Title: Re: Telephone Sales
Post by Spannerdemon on Jan 29^th, 2007, 11:06pm

Really funny that. My wife and I were in stitches laughing. ;D ;D ;D