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(Message started by: Alastair on Mar 28^th, 2007, 1:00pm)

Title: Murphy's Law
Post by Alastair on Mar 28^th, 2007, 1:00pm

The Murphy's Law committee have upgraded the current Laws to include: -

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill,
in the fog.
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk
left by those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands
of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Alastair

Title: Re: Murphy's Law
Post by Daven on Mar 28^th, 2007, 3:31pm

on 03/28/07 at 13:00:13, Alastair wrote:

The Murphy's Law committee have upgraded the current Laws to include: -

6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill,
in the fog.

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Title: Re: Murphy's Law
Post by petehull on Mar 29^th, 2007, 7:41am

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Title: Re: Murphy's Law
Post by fordnut on Mar 29^th, 2007, 8:21am

i wished i found out about rule number 1 before i got married ;D ;D

Title: Re: Murphy's Law
Post by petehull on Mar 29^th, 2007, 8:41am

Fordnut... {}... Wait till I tell your wife ::)

Annonymus :P

Title: Re: Murphy's Law
Post by taliban on Mar 29^th, 2007, 10:10pm

yeah, marriage is cheaper than divorce.......

Title: Re: Murphy's Law
Post by dogma on Mar 29^th, 2007, 10:26pm

[] []no 7 reminds me of my ex wife, :-[

Title: Re: Murphy's Law
Post by taliban on Mar 29^th, 2007, 10:40pm

number 5 reminds me of one of my ex wives ::)