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(Message started by: the_boogeyman on Apr 9^th, 2007, 4:20pm)

Title: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
Post by the_boogeyman on Apr 9^th, 2007, 4:20pm

All models over 18 years of age. No animals were harmed during the production of this product. Any resemblance to actual people, living or dead, or events, past, present or future, is purely coincidental. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. Batteries not included. If condition persists, consult your physician. Slippery when wet. Parental guidance advised. Always read the label. If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue use. Please remain seated until the web page has come to a complete stop. If ingested, do not induce vomiting. May contain nuts. COLT Employees may not bid on this auction (in fact you shouldn’t even be looking at ebay – people have been fired for this don’t you know?) May be too intense for some viewers. In case of accidental ingestion, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control centre immediately. Products are not authorized for use as critical components in life support devices or systems. Driver does not carry cash. Other restrictions may apply.
::)

Title: Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
Post by dh_dove on Apr 9^th, 2007, 5:49pm

Hey, what about Global Warming???
DH Dove

Title: Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
Post by TiberiuS on Apr 9^th, 2007, 6:18pm

I used to love the Tesco ones they used to run in Private Eye:

TESCO CASHEW NUTS

Warning: May contain nuts.

LOL, never ::) ;D

Title: Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
Post by Spannerdemon on Apr 9^th, 2007, 7:16pm

The most boring of the Century.

"Terms and Conditions apply"

Why don't they just TELL you the real deal.......................... ::) ::)

Title: Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
Post by jonnycab on Apr 9^th, 2007, 8:56pm

What about..."contains no nuts, but may be produced in an area where nuts are present" ???

Always makes wonder whether they are talking about the product or the people that sit on the production line :-/

Title: Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
Post by dh_dove on Apr 10^th, 2007, 7:49pm

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DH Dove

Title: Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
Post by TiberiuS on Apr 11^th, 2007, 1:57pm

on 04/09/07 at 17:49:11, dh_dove wrote:

Hey, what about Global Warming???
DH Dove

TESCO GLOBAL WARMING

Warning: This product may contain lies.

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
Post by Daven on Apr 12^th, 2007, 8:35am

on 04/09/07 at 18:18:37, TiberiuS wrote:

I used to love the Tesco ones they used to run in Private Eye:

TESCO CASHEW NUTS

Warning: May contain nuts.

LOL, never ::) ;D

That is because a Cashew is not a nut, but is a seed - honest http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cashew ;)

Dave

Title: Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
Post by TiberiuS on Apr 12^th, 2007, 9:52am

LOL ;D. But honestly, we must be nuts talking about this ::).

Title: Re: remember to read the small print!!!!!!
Post by TRACEYS_LIMO on Apr 15^th, 2007, 10:42pm

hi I bought some knife blades the snap off type they had a warning
(these blades maybe sharp) I do hope so. back to the nuts or seeds (I thought all nuts were seeds) and why are they so expensive