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(Message started by: peteHull on Jan 8th, 2009, 7:11am)
Title: Deadly Food
Post by peteHull on Jan 8th, 2009, 7:11am
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

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Title: Re: Deadly Food
Post by Jonnycab on Jan 10th, 2009, 2:09am
}{.......are you starting a new jokes thread Pete ?  :)

Here's one for you......

.....A married couple decide to invent a secret codeword for when they want a bit of nookie. The codeword is 'Washing Machine'.

One night while lying in bed, the husband rolls over & says "Washing machine ?".

The wifes replies "Not now love, I'm very tired & I've got a headache".

The husband rolls back over dissappointed.

5 minutes later, the wife is feeling a bit guilty, so turns & says "Okay, washing machine then"

The husband replies......"It doesn't matter now, it was only a small load, so I did it by hand" ........ ;D
Title: Re: Deadly Food
Post by peteHull on Jan 10th, 2009, 2:32pm

on 01/10/09 at 02:09:29, Jonnycab wrote:
}{.......are you starting a new jokes thread Pete ?  :)


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No Jon, not really, it got moderated last time.... :(

Pete
Title: Re: Deadly Food
Post by rich1 on Jan 10th, 2009, 9:24pm

on 01/10/09 at 02:09:29, Jonnycab wrote:
}{.......are you starting a new jokes thread Pete ?  :)

Here's one for you......

.....A married couple decide to invent a secret codeword for when they want a bit of nookie. The codeword is 'Washing Machine'.

One night while lying in bed, the husband rolls over & says "Washing machine ?".

The wifes replies "Not now love, I'm very tired & I've got a headache".

The husband rolls back over dissappointed.

5 minutes later, the wife is feeling a bit guilty, so turns & says "Okay, washing machine then"

The husband replies......"It doesn't matter now, it was only a small load, so I did it by hand" ........ ;D


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