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(Message started by: lesterlad on Mar 24^th, 2009, 11:29pm)

Title: Brutally Honest e-bay Listing
Post by lesterlad on Mar 24^th, 2009, 11:29pm

This e-bay listing is so brutally honest, it's brilliant! }{

Look at some of the questions too! }{

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sample Q:.....I notice in a couple of your photographs there are also a couple of wheely bins - one green and one grey. I could do with a new green one after some pikeys stole mine, are you selling these wheely bins seperately, or are they included in this auction?

A: You cant take the wheely bins I'm afraid, that is where I hide at night waiting for that hoody to come back and try and rob my car again. Incidentally you can't use the term "Pikey" anymore as it is not PC, you have to call them Travellers or Thieving Gyppos now.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280324899952#description

Title: Re: Brutally Honest e-bay Listing
Post by Jonnycab on Mar 24^th, 2009, 11:59pm

He pretty much describes everything, but doesn't state how much the P+P is ;D

Title: Re: Brutally Honest e-bay Listing
Post by Dave2302 on Mar 25^th, 2009, 8:32pm

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Title: Re: Brutally Honest e-bay Listing
Post by Tons_of_fun on Mar 26^th, 2009, 6:38pm

I can see a future in comedy scripts for this guy :). Much more entertaining than most stuff on telly these days ;D ;D