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Title: New instructions... Post by peteHull on Mar 29th, 2009, 11:01pm One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old friend I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No problems El Supremo anything you want after all you're the guvnor'... " But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Boss whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "Yep, that's right, well . .. Sort of right . . This time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers. "Fish?", queries Noah "Yep, fish . . Well, to make it more specific Noah, I want 'Carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!" Noah looks to the skies. "OK God me old mate let me get this right, you want a New Ark?" "Check". "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?". "Check". "And you want it full of Carp?". "Check" "Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether............ "Don't really know , says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark". He, He, He...... ;D }{ }{ Hope you like it.... ::) Pete |
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Title: Re: New instructions... Post by Highlander on Mar 29th, 2009, 11:51pm Oh you've just made that up as you typed it Pete!! }{ |
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Title: Re: New instructions... Post by Simmo on Mar 30th, 2009, 7:48am Pete. You get worse !! ;D |
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Title: Re: New instructions... Post by Rod on Mar 31st, 2009, 7:18pm Groan ;) |
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