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(Message started by: pete from Hull on Apr 9^th, 2009, 10:13am)

Title: BULL
Post by pete from Hull on Apr 9^th, 2009, 10:13am

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need

to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there,

if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after

me and haul it home'

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull,

and decides she wants to buy it

The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send

her sister a telegram to tell her the news

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send

a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for

our ranch

I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out

here so we can haul it home'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,

then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word'

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll

only be able to send her sister one word

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you

to send her the word 'comfortable'

The operator shakes his head

'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the

trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull

back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde

The word is big

She'll read it very slowly

'com-for-da-bul'

;D ;D ;D

Pete

Title: Re: BULL
Post by Aardvark on Apr 9^th, 2009, 7:48pm

I'm afraid that joke is so so old that it rides buses for free........... ;D

Title: Re: BULL
Post by rich1 on Apr 9^th, 2009, 9:03pm

i like it ;D

Title: Re: BULL
Post by dave44 on Apr 9^th, 2009, 10:12pm

Hey Ardvaark, dont forget some of us are so young we will not have heard some of the jokes that you obviously grew up with. PETE from HULL, with your location cross to bear, take no notice of ARDVAARK you keep the jokes coming.