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(Message started by: pete from Hull on Apr 17^th, 2009, 3:38pm)

Title: childbirth at 65?
Post by pete from Hull on Apr 17^th, 2009, 3:38pm

What do you think folks..... ::)

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, the friend went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' she asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, the friend asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

she asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' she replied

Growing very impatient, the friend asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told her

'WHEN HE CRIES?' she demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

OK, you've probably heard it before..... }{ }{ }{

Pete ;)

Title: Re: childbirth at 65?
Post by dave44 on Apr 17^th, 2009, 6:04pm

Heard what?, the joke or the crying?

Title: Re: childbirth at 65?
Post by rich1 on Apr 18^th, 2009, 10:28pm

;D ;D
brilliant