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(Message started by: pete from Hull on May 21^st, 2009, 6:37am)

Title: Haircut anyone?
Post by pete from Hull on May 21^st, 2009, 6:37am

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asks for his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I am doing free community service this week.' The florist
is pleased and leaves the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there
is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his
door.

Later, a police officer comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing free community service this week.' The policeman is happy and leaves
the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when
he tries to pay his bill, the barber again says, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing free community service this week.' The professor is
very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your
Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'

Then a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he
goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing free community service this week.' The MP is very
pleased and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

;D ;D ;D

Pete

Title: Re: Haircut anyone?
Post by wojtekor on May 21^st, 2009, 10:26am

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Title: Re: Haircut anyone?
Post by Nunnspoet on May 21^st, 2009, 4:37pm

;D ;D

Title: Re: Haircut anyone?
Post by tonyboy on May 21^st, 2009, 5:28pm

I was down Tesco's the other day doing my weekly shop, i had 2 trolley's full of shopping, got to the check out and this old lady came up behind me with a loaf of bread and a pint of milk in her arms. I looked at my 2 trolley loads of shopping, then looked at the poor old lady with her loaf of bread and milk in her arms. So i say,'s to the old lady is that all you've got to pay for, a loaf of bread and a pint of milk. "Yes " she replied. I said you've got a long wait then