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(Message started by: pete from Hull on Jun 1^st, 2009, 8:43pm)

Title: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by pete from Hull on Jun 1^st, 2009, 8:43pm

Here it is folks, the answer we've all been waiting for.... Now who had that Delorian?

http://www.petroldirect.com/index.htm

Hurry now, get your orders in before you miss the boat....

Fancy a Plutonium powered Scorpio?

Best regards all.... ;)

Pete

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by Jonnycab on Jun 2^nd, 2009, 2:47pm

Nice one Pete :)......I've ordered a thousand litres of unleaded at 60p a litre :D

Not sure how the postie is gonna get it through the letter box though :-/........... ;).... ;D

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by wojtekor on Jun 2^nd, 2009, 2:52pm

Jonny place a rather large bucket behind the door and a hose coming from the bucket outside through the letter box and they'll pour it in }{ }{ }{

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by amigafan2003 on Jun 4^th, 2009, 10:45am

I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles.

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by philipcurtis100 on Jun 4^th, 2009, 3:45pm

does the car run ok on the substance that was in the containers
does it look watery

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by Highlander on Jun 4^th, 2009, 3:56pm

on 06/04/09 at 15:45:54, philipcurtis100 wrote:

does the car run ok on the substance that was in the containers
does it look watery

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Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by Tons_of_fun on Jun 4^th, 2009, 8:53pm

It has been said on many an occasion that im gullable ( Matt no comment). Is this for real ? ? ? . How on earth do they get around the current "haz pack" transportation regulations, not to mention H&S legislation. This has got to be a wind up surley ??? ??? :-/

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by Highlander on Jun 4^th, 2009, 9:53pm

I'll say once more for you....

YOU'RE GULLIBLE!! }{

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by Jonnycab on Jun 5^th, 2009, 2:21am

Did you know that 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary :)

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by adam on Jun 5^th, 2009, 2:29am

The moon is also made of cheese ;D

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by bizzay1 on Jun 5^th, 2009, 7:47am

How long do they normally take to deliver, I expected mine yesterday ?? ::) ;D

Ahh well suppose they are busy, what with the bargain prices they have

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by pete from Hull on Jun 5^th, 2009, 8:13am

on 06/05/09 at 07:47:04, bizzay1 wrote:

How long do they normally take to deliver, I expected mine yesterday ?? ::) ;D

Ahh well suppose they are busy, what with the bargain prices they have

Also the christmas rush is starting too.... ;D

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by philipcurtis100 on Jun 5^th, 2009, 6:38pm

on 06/04/09 at 10:45:33, amigafan2003 wrote:

I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles.

imagine the plastic bottles if you ordered loads ;D

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by Jonnycab on Jun 5^th, 2009, 6:41pm

What plastic bottles ? ;)

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by Tons_of_fun on Jun 5^th, 2009, 9:32pm

D'oh ::). Finally dawned on me when i was looking at diesel prices :-/ Purple diesel !!! VIN DIESEL :-[ :-[ :-[. As my signature reads... " Lord. Sometimes im not that bright " ;). Would be a lovely thought if it were for real though ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by wojtekor on Jun 5^th, 2009, 9:43pm

Tons_of_fun r u american? }{ }{ }{

Quote:

Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car made by Suzuki (except for the new snazzy new Swift), we will spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms. This is a spoof. A parody. We do not sell petrol or any other fuels, and certainly not plutonium or antimatter. Sorry. This site is strictly for laughs only.

http://www.petroldirect.com/about-us.htm

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by Highlander on Jun 5^th, 2009, 10:02pm

I'm sure the postie would love setting off in the morning with 500 litres of petrol in the back of his van :)

Title: Re: Fuel Bonanza....
Post by Tons_of_fun on Jun 6^th, 2009, 7:18pm

There you go boys & girls. If you have ever wondered about the long term effects of steak & ale pie abuse, look no further than yours truly :o ;D ;D ;D